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1. for your spinal safety and marital bliss by everyusernameistakensoidk

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Anthony & Benedict & Colin & Daphne & Eloise & Francesca & Gregory & Hyacinth Bridgerton
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton and Penelope Featherington's Son (Bridgerton: Into the Light)
   • Post-Season/Series 03
   • Regency
   • Bridgerton (TV) Season 4 Speculation
   • Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton
   • Colin Bridgerton Loves Penelope Featherington
   • Chaotic Colin Bridgerton
   • Unhinged Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington Loves Colin Bridgerton
   • Married Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • One Shot
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Married Couple
   • Married Life
   • dont question the medical logic
   • this is basically one huge joke fic

   Summary

   Colin’s neck and back have been aching for weeks, and no one, not even the doctor, can figure out why.

   That is, until the doctor meets Colin’s five-foot-tall wife.

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