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"Woooooow... Grown women, playing with dolls."
Sanae and Kogasa looked up, to see Tsukasa leaning against the doorframe, smirking. Sanae sighed. "They're Bionicle, not dolls. And even if they were who cares?"
"Hmm, no reason, no shade. Just commenting." Tsukasa's grin just grew broader. "Alice is a perfectly normal member of society."
Sanae put her head in her hands, sighing. Kogasa patted her shoulder. "Well, I think they're cool. Thank you for showing me!" She emphasized by giving the gear on the back of the toy (Toa Gali, in case you're curious) a spin, causing the arms to move about. "But... why is she here?"
"She moved in after the whole land grab thing. I guess she got kicked out? And she just looked so pathetic, I felt bad for her." Sanae picked up another of the toys.
"Yes, thank you. You certainly show more gratitude than Lego does. When was the last time they cared about those toys? When they're not C &D’ing fan projects, I mean." Tsukasa slid around the room, covering her mouth with a smirk.
"Why are you being like that?" Kogasa turned and glared. "Just go away , Sex Fox!"
Sanae blinked. "Did you just call her Sex Fox ?"
Kogasa blushed. "Yeah... A couple of people in the Grassroots Network call her that. I... guess it's probably kinda rude, if you think about it."
"Speak for yourself, eggplant. I am well aware of the effect I have on people."
Sanae just stared, a small smile crossing her lips. "Sex Fox... So... if you want her to go away, she should turn around and do a Sex Fox 360 ?"
Kogasa and Tsukasa just stared as Sanae started to giggle. "Um... no? It would be 180 degrees." Kogasa said. "360 degrees would put her right back where she started."
"Well, you're the expert, Kogasa. I know you sometimes have to do math for your blacksmithing stuff, so you're good at it. I just didn't expect your expertise to also be a Sex Fox One ." Sanae wheezed, laughing harder as she curled in on herself. "Oh gods..."
Tsukasa turned to Kogasa. "Is... she okay? I wasn't using my powers on her..."
"No, she... just sometimes has jokes that I don't get."
"Hey Kogasa! If we opened up our relationship and included her, when it was her turn to kiss me she'd be a Sex Fox Series S!"
"What?" Kogasa and Tsukasa both blushed.
"Yeah, that was a bit of a stretch." Sanae fell over, laying down as she giggled. "Could be fun though. This has always been a multi-console family, I grew up with both Mario and Sonic."
Kogasa just stared, but Tsukasa threw up her hands. "I give up. You're just too weird. I'm gonna go mooch off of Hakurei."
"Wait! Come back, Wii would like to play!"
But Tsukasa had left the shrine.
Kogasa blinked, eventually turning to Sanae. "Was... that on purpose? To try and get her to leave?"
"No..." Sanae shook her head. "I just got a bit carried away. Sometimes I forget my jokes aren't funny." She tilted her head, her smile returning. "Though if she had agreed and taken off her shirt, I could have made a joke about Micro-"
Kogasa lifted the Bionicle, turned the gear, and bonked Sanae on the head.