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1. I Now Pronounce You Shassie by NonsuspiciousName

   Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer
   • Shawn Spencer
   • Carlton Lassiter
   • Officer Dobson (Psych TV 2006)
   • Pansexual Carlton Lassiter
   • Protective Carlton Lassiter
   • Worried Carlton Lassiter
   • Soft Carlton Lassiter
   • Bisexual Shawn Spencer
   • Hurt Shawn Spencer
   • Shawn Hunter Needs a Hug
   • Insecure Shawn Spencer
   • Homophobia
   • Financial Issues
   • Homelessness
   • Fake Marriage
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Falling In Love

   Summary

   Inspired by I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. After two glorious psychic free months, Lassiter quickly learns that Shawn has been financially struggling and has moved into the Psych office and sold his bike to pay his medical bills. Guilt stricken, Lassiter offers Shawn a (rather illegal) deal. But in the process of trying to convince everyone that their fake marriage was real, they learn that it was never fake.

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   English

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