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    Ashley gestures towards the TV screen, with a wave of her hand, “I mean — all that. The moaning. The panting and all that squirming. Movies makes it seem like fucking yourself is the best thing ever but every time I’ve tried has been pretty lame. Nothing like that—,” she nods towards the female character who is currently having a massive orgasm, “—has ever happened.”

    Andrew stares at her.

    And stares.

    And stares.

    And then stares some more for good measure.

    He’s pretty sure she just broke his brain, because he can’t really think of anything but the insane shit that had just come out of her mouth so casually. Is she totally socially inept? Didn’t she know she isn’t supposed to bring up how she masturbated to her fucking brother?

    “That’s nice,” is what Andrew should say before swiftly changing the subject like a steering wheel being jerked abruptly to avoid a crash. He shouldn’t laugh or try to joke, as that might encourage her to continue. He should just turn the entire fucking movie off and go to bed, in fact.

    “You’ve never come before?” He opts for the head-on collision instead.

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