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Friday July 01 2016
A conversation between (917) 783-8433 and (347) 282-5999
(08:09)
So, If you were me.. and you theoretically bought a goat on accident, what would you then do with said theoretical goat?
(09:36)
Um. Who is this???
(09:37)
What do you mean Sam? It's me!
(09:39)
Sorry man. You've got a wrong number. But did you really get a goat?
(09:39)
Oh shoot. Sorry to bother you.
(09:40)
It's okay..
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Sunday July 03 2016
(13:01)
Did you really buy a goat?
(13:14)
Who is this?
(13:15)
How many people know you own a goat?
*(347) 282-5999 has added (917) 783-8433 to their contacts!*
(13:17)
Oh. You're the wrong number from the other day.
(13:17)
And you're avoiding the question.
(13:18)
What question?
(13:18)
Dude. Scroll up. Did you really buy a goat?
(13:18)
It was an accident
(13:19)
Details.
(13:21)
I don't even know you!
(13:21)
Does 'Sam' know about your secret goat?
(13:25)
Well.. I was gonna tell him but then I texted you instead and here we are..
(13:26)
Aw!!! I know things your friends don't!!
(13:43)
I hope you don't mind you're now in my contacts as 'Goat Guy'
(13:45)
You must think you're hilarious.
(13:45)
What makes you think I'm a guy anyway?
(13:46)
Oh so you're a girl then?
(13:46)
No worries then. I have all the luck with the female species.
(13:50)
Hello?
(14:00)
Ok time to stop talking.
(14:27)
You're weird.
(14:30)
SO ARE YOU FOR REPLYING
(14:37)
How do you manage to keep a goat for so far three days in New York?
(14:38)
How do you know i'm from New York???
(14:38)
Your area code, idiot.
(14:47)
So should I be changing your contact name to Goat Girl because it can be done.
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Tuesday July 05 2016
(09:30)
What's his name?
(09:35)
Who?
(09:35)
The goat, silly.
(09:36)
I haven't decided yet.
(09:36)
Name him after me
(09:36)
????
(09:39)
Oh right.. Um. You can call me Bucky.
*Goat Guy has added you to their contacts!*
(09:42)
Then it's decided.
(09:42)
What's my name in your contacts?
(09:43)
Cluck Cluck Buck
(09:47)
Nice. Keeping with the farm animal theme I see.
(09:50)
So then. What's your name?
(09:51)
Goaty
(09:51)
I'm sorry, what?
(09:52)
My name.. It's Goaty.
(09:52)
Sure. Like Goaty is a real name.
(09:53)
LIKE 'BUCKY' IS REAL NAME EITHER!
(09:53)
But it IS my real name!
(09:55)
Well then why can't Goaty be my real name?
(10:01)
Sure. Whatever Goaty.
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Saturday July 09 2016
(11:41)
Goats don't like the snow.
(11:47)
Especially ones named Bucky. I hate the snow.
(11:50)
Are you sure you're from New York? How can you hate the snow? Are you crazy?
(11:51)
Go to Florida!
(11:52)
Why? Are you there now?
(11:52)
Yes. I'm sending you to Florida right now because I'm there.
(11:52)
No you idiot.
(11:52)
I'm just saying the weather is nice there.
(11:53)
But then you can't go to those cute little coffee shops and sit on their couches and hide from the cold with a warm cup of coffee in Florida.
(11:55)
Is that something you do here?
(11:55)
Well, yeah.
(11:56)
I'm glad to know you're one of the customers I hate. Like oh my gosh leave the store already.
(11:57)
Oh you work at a coffee shop?
(12:30)
Hello?
(12:41)
Aw. I hope you're not generally pissed off at me.
(12:57)
I probably don't even go to your coffee shop!
(13:27)
Bucky?