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  1. This Would Be Easier If I Didn’t Love You by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    07 Jun 2025

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    Stan’s fine. Totally fine.
    He’s just... having a normal one. Thinking normal thoughts. Like how every little thing Kyle does should be illegal. Or how his voice is somehow both a personal attack and a religious experience. Or how being best friends for over a decade is no excuse for looking that good while angrily discussing sandwich classifications.

    It’s not a crush. Stan doesn’t have crushes on guys. He has… proximity-based cardiac events. And Kyle? Kyle’s a walking emergency.

    This is the story to figure out whether he’s gay or just tragically, hopelessly, specifically in love with Kyle Broflovski.
    Spoiler: it’s both.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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