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    Pansy Parkinson’s life is held together by spite, silk, and an enduring sense of her own superiority. Enter Harry Potter, infuriatingly calm, maddeningly unshakable, and armed with the kind of dry wit that makes her want to hex him silly.

    She doesn’t want him to praise her again. She just needs him to notice how well she’s doing so he can go away forever, obviously.

    Though if he notices…if he says something… if he so much as smiles-

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