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1. Why Not Just Put it on Top of a High Mountain, or on The Moon? by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 May 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Americana
   • Road Trips
   • Pining
   • Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 2
   • Hurt Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Is Trying (Good Omens)
   • Masturbation
   • we earn the rating in chapter two
   • More from the sequel book that never was: angels watching porn!!
   • Angst and Humor
   • purgatory--but like emotionally

   Summary

   Aziraphale had a problem.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Road To Nowhere (a Post S2 One-Shot Collection)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,198

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   30

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