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Jiang Yanli's Unsanctioned Excellent Ideas (and background shenanigans)

Summary:

Dear Mr Jiang Wanyin,

We, the undersigned students, believe that we need a class that allows us to practice errors intentionally. This may be similar in structure to Mr. Wei Wuxian’s ‘How To Make Mistakes On Purpose So You Don’t Have To Play For Your Relatives’ (HTMMOPSYDHTPFYR; MOP for short) music classes for intermediate and advanced students. However, we are keen to see how you will adapt this to your art classes.

We strongly believe that this will not only allow us to become more comfortable in making mistakes, but will also ensure we have a much more robust understanding of the discipline through exploration.

We would ideally like this class to happen once a week, but are willing to negotiate on that front.


WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING???????

NARCS???


Or: Yanli schemes, the juniors petition, and the Lans panic through a semester of classes, shows, and dinners.

Notes:

this fic began back in Jan. In the time it took us to finish it we have, between us: started therapy, gotten a job, gotten a good grade in therapy, moved houses, had the therapist move away, and finished a semester of college.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

A printed petition from Feb 2025. It begins with the header ‘Gusu Lan Secondary School’ and the subject line reads ‘Students’ Petition to Mr. Wanyin: Request to have error-exploration classes’. Begin petition:  Dear Mr Jiang Wanyin,     We, the undersigned students, believe that we need a class that allows us to practice errors intentionally. This may be similar in structure to Mr. Wei Wuxian’s ‘How To Make Mistakes On Purpose So You Don’t Have To Play For Your Relatives’ (HTMMOPSYDHTPFYR; MOP for short) music classes for intermediate and advanced students. However, we are keen to see how you will adapt this to your art classes.     We strongly believe that this will not only allow us to become more comfortable in making mistakes, but will also ensure we have a much more robust understanding of the discipline through exploration.     We would ideally like this class to happen once a week, but are willing to negotiate on that front.  End petition. The petition is signed by Lan Jingyi, Lan Sizhui, Jin Ling, Ouyang Zizhen, Li Haifeng, and Zhang Liu.


Bother (Not a Typo)

File attached: petition.png

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING???????

NARCS???

THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE !

Sorry, i meant to say - this is a misrepresentation of facts.
I am simply teaching them how to be better at identifying
and therefore avoiding common errors.  

Is this a practiced speech?

My defendant does not need to answer this.

Your defendant.

I am going to get a headache.

THESE ARE 12 YEAR OLDS.

12.

RIGHT?

TWELVE.

They are twelve!!!!!!!

Douze!!!

Isn’t that very well written for 12 year olds?
I’m so proud of them 🤩🤩

NOT THE POINT

Ok, but am i wrong?

I am going to kill you.

Killing Someone, A Guide: Step 1: Do not leave a paper trail.

Can we refund adopted kids?

Sorry, I ate the receipt.


The same petition as earlier, with the words ‘Meet me after class’ written on top with a red pen.


MOP2 IS A GO!!!!

You changed the group name to ‘MOP2 IS A GO!!!!’

GUYS

took him a whole 2 days, but teacher Jiang just returned our petition

it’s not a definitive yes yet but I think we’re softening him up!

~Zizhen

oh sweet what did he say?

 

he asked us to meet him after class!

with a period and everything, so it’s Serious.

 

~Sizhui

Uhh… That doesn’t seem very promising?

 

hey, it’s better than what I expected

which was for him to tear up our petition

while making direct eye contact with me

 

and then verbally eviscerate us

 

He’s wiwllling to engage in DIALOUGE so

that’s already a great start

Now we just gotta send in the young mistress

to seal the deal!!

~Zizhen

Love your confidence, Jingyi.

I do not share it.


HUSH NONBELIEVER


~Young Mistress

Guys stop texting in class before you piss off jiujiu


I caught him eyeing our side of the room suspiciously twice already

 

~Sizhui

Yeah it makws sense ot not annot him right now

sizhui, bud

i hate to break it to you but staring so INTETNLY at teach
isn’t less suspicious than looking at hte screen while typing

 


Bother (Not a Typo)

HANG ON.

How did you ever get old man Lan to approve your mops?!

When and how did THAT happen?

mop singular.

I heard you calling your kids mops.

The kids are MOPs. The program is MOP.

Lord give me strength.

Your singular fucking mop. Lan Qiren approved??

Yes!!! Turns out the old man is not so bad after all 😀

You have killed him. You have reduced him to a husk of
the man he was.

Are you, an employee of the school, speaking ill of our
beloved, kind, smart, and generous principal AND the
owner of our dear school?

No.

 

Anyway, I spoke to the students today about their “petition”.

I don’t see how it would even work.

Something like perspective in art is very different from how
scales work in music.

Will they really learn better by doing it wrong?

I’m going to get a migraine trying to think about how to make
this work for art. Everyday you cause me headaches.

You can totally make it work!

It’s like, for my MOP, I considered the most common places
where students tend to go off-pitch, or where they struggle
with their hands or the time signature. Then I made them
Intentionally make those common mistakes, so they hear
what the wrong version sounds like vs what the right one is.

So now they know when they’re wrong and understand why
that went wrong, and can work on that.

You could, idk, get them to draw things in differing
perspectives in a single drawing to see how wrong it
looks and focus on why/what looks wrong and what to
focus on.

Or something, idk.

You’re the art teacher, im sure you’re not That stupid.

Also did you refill your migraine meds?

Oh fuck you. It’s on.

My MOP is going to clean so much better than your MOP.

Yeha, i’ve got my meds dw

Also, just for this headache, I’m telling shijie that it was you
who spilled nail polish on the peacock’s fancy photography
film last time.

HEY

DONT DO THAT

I’M GOING TO KIL YOU

Killing Someone, A Guide: Step 1: Do not leave a paper trail.

YOU FUCKING

 


An invite to a concert by Lan Xichen on the xiao and Lan Wangji on the guqin on 28th April at Lan An Memorial Hall, Gusu. A sticky note on the invite reads “Mr Wei Wuxian, I would like to speak to you in private. Please join me backstage after the show.” Signed, Lan Xichen.


Lan Zhan <3

File attached:Image_904386.jpg

Ahahahhahahaha :sweats nervously:

lan zhan

beloved

what the hell is this

your brother can be TERRIFYING lan zhan

do you think he found out about us and is going to murder me for
corrupting his younger brother and the reason he asked me to meet
him backstage so it’ll be easier to fake my death by, i don’t know,
nudging me off the rafters or whatever is overhead like that lighting
tech in phantom of the opera?

Am i taking my life into my own two hands when i walk into your
concert this week lan zhan

Will you at least avenge me?

Shit it’s your brother, i can’t ask that of you

Lan zhan you HAVE to at least give a mournful concert wearing all
white and be cagey and vague about why and who you’re
mourning as you do

Wait no you’d look like you always do because you always
wear white while performing

EVEN BETTER. You’re in mourning and you can’t even
tell teh world about your illicit lover who was just murdered
and mourn in public so you have to pour out your grief via your
music and people will CRY in the audience lan zhan.

I will not be at peace unless your uncle feels a quiver of regret for
something he cannot even understand and your audience is
moved by the sheer depth of your love for this unnamed person
and you gotta be all mopey and drop hints about me and watch
your brother have a flash of regret at what he has robbed us of

Would you do that for me?

Wei Ying.

Xiongzhang will not be murdering you at this concert.

I will speak to him and ask if he invited anyone
backstage and why.

At THIS concert. So murder at other concerts is still on the
cards????

I will speak to you soon, Wei Ying.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

LAN ZHAN.

LAN ER-GEGE.

ANSWER ME!!!!

Ugh you;re so lucky I love you

I can SEE you smirking at your screen rn. Stop it.

I love you too, Wei Ying.

I have reached Xiongzhang’s home. I will speak to you later.

FINE ttyl love you!! (づ> v <)づ♡

❤️


Jin Rulan’s Hecklers Club

Hey guys something weird happened

Also I have ideas

Remember I said I keep having confusing interactions with
mr nie huaisang every time I run into him?

I met him and for some reason he seems to think I don’t
know teacher Jiang’s name?

Like. It was a whole five minute conversation??

“Mr. Jiang Wanyin’s class is planning exciting things for the
exhibit. I think he’ll need Auditorium B for it. You’re on the
student planning team right?”

“Yes :) I can help with that”

“Yes, the canvas sizes will probably fit well in that
space. Mr Wanyin- [looks at me]”

[does he want my confirmation ?] “Yes (nodding)”

“Mr Wanyin. You know him right?”

[huh???] “Yes?”

“Mr Wanyin. The art teacher.”

[where is this going?] “…yes?”

“Mr Jiang Wanyin. He teaches art on floor 2.”

“yes, I know him”

[teacher nie leaves]

Hello??? What the fuck happened???

Anyway the other part of this. I think we might be able to
strengthen our case if we rope in Wei laoshi into this?

We would have to do it right tho because it might equally
tip teacher jiang over into never doing it. But what if we
make it competitive or so,ethimg?

Why do all of you have so much of a life. reply to meee

 

~ Zizhen

LMAO? Love that interaction with mr nie for you

help does he think you don’t know him at all??

 

~ Sizhui

Maybe he read your confusion at the topic as confusion
over who this teacher he was talking about is??

That’s the best I’ve got

Deeply obsessed though I hope he introduces you in
person to him someday your faces would be worth seeing

 

~Young Mistress

Oh you might be onto something

Also yeah re: mop2 plan, I think it might work but we’d
have to be REALLY careful

 

~Zizhen

Seconding

Also I think step 1 of that plan should be don’t call it
mop TWO to their faces? No way is teacher Jiang going
to be happy about that lmao

 

~Young Mistress

Oooo we’ve got so many brain cells in the house
tonight why aren’t we always like this

 

~Sizhui

We’re not manipulating teachers for our own gain usually

 

~Zizhen

^^^^ seconding that’s probably it

 

~Young Mistress

Love tht you complained we weren’t replying
and then you disappeared

 

Love that we all agree we should get mr wei into this
but no one has any real ideas.

Whys this shit so harddddd


Supreme Rulers of Lan G Sec

~Jiejie

Hi guys! Have all of us received invites to the Lan concert?

 

~Peacock

Yep!

 

~Bother (Not a Typo)

Yes!

 

~Huaisang

Can you imagine you asked that and someone actually didn’t
[😂+4]

 

~Jiejie

Okay, I was thinking, should we carpool to get there?

 

~Peacock

Ooh yes that might make it more fun!

 

~Huaisang

Especially if we get stuck in the queue for parking/exiting
[😭+6]

 

~Wen Qing

When*
[👆😭+3]

 

~Wen Ning

Do we want to carpool just from school or based on
who lives near whom?

 

~Nie Mingjue

Houses

I don’t know about you guys but I’m going straight
home afterwards

 

~Wen Qing

I can get Wen Ning and the Nies, I think?

 

~Huaisang

I’m sleeping over at wei yings after, so I can just sneak
in with them I think? Or go there with you and return
with them? Yanli permitting 🥺🥺

 

~Jiejie

Of course!! There is space for you always 💜

 

~Huaisang

🥰🥰

 

~Jiejie

So, I’ll have a-ying, a-cheng, a-xuan, and a-sang with me :)

 

Actually, I have a thing I need to get done so I’ll find
my own way dw abiut me

 

~Huaisang

Oh??? Cheating on us?? 👀

 

If it means not having to share a backseat with you and
wei wuxian, in a heartbeat.

 

~Bother (Not a Typo)

Does this mean I can pick the music for the car without
anyone being a baby about it?

 

I don’t think regular streamers of baby shark get to call
anyone else a baby

 

~Wen Ning

Do you have something to do before and after though?

Because you could just take a taxi one way and come with us?

No pressure though, just offering if it helps

 

I’ll need to have my car, I’ll be fine dw

 

~Huaisang

You’ll be fine, but will the environment? 🤔 😞

 

~Nie Mingjue

Whose cars are we taking?

 

~Peacock

I can drive for A-Li, Wei Wuxian, and Nie Huaisang
[😊👌👍]

 

~Wen Qing

I can drive for us, but also not fussed if someone else would rather do it?

 

~Nie Mingjue

In that case, I’ll drive for us?

 

~Wen Qing

Sure

 

~Bother (Not a Typo)

Local man (👨) doesn’t trust woman (👩)
driving a car 🚘 🛑
[😂+4]

 

~Nie Mingjue

My car is just cleaner

 

~Wen Qing

That’s fair
[☹️]


Lan Zhan <3

 

Xiongzhang says he only invited some friends backstage
and that it is nothing to be concerned about.

that sounds like you’re concerned, lan er-gonzi :P

I will be close when you speak to Xiongzhang.

Would you let me know when you come backstage?

aww, you DO care!!!

Jk, ofc I will!

How about I text you when I reach backstage?

You can hover to your heart’s content and I’ll do my best to
not make heart eyes at you the whole time and actually pay
attention to your brother

Mhm, you may try.

LAN ZHAN you fiend.

I will see you tonight.

yeah you will

After all, it is only one more night that i’ll have you all to
myself!!

Tomorrow i’m going to have to share you with the whole
world at your concert and wither away alone in the stands😔

Ridiculous.


From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Errors in Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Mr Wei Wuxian,

 

I hope you are well. I apologise that we couldn't speak last night. I underestimated how busy the after-party would get. In the absence of that conversation, I figured an email would be the best way forward to speak to you privately - and between us, avoid concerning my brother too much.

I wanted to bring to your notice something I recently noticed Sizhui doing in front of Meng Yao. Normally, he plays extremely well, but this time it seemed to me that he was making errors in the pitch and notes. Pardon me for how questionable this may sound – I am keenly aware I sound like a conspiracy theorist – but it seemed like he was doing this with great skill and practice. I am not passing any judgement on your skills and decisions as their music teacher, because I have seen how well Sizhui plays, and I believe you are due your credit. However, I do wish to understand what is happening here and wondered if you had any idea. 

 

Kind regards,

Lan Xichen.


From: [email protected]

To: lanxichen293@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Errors in Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Mr Lan Xichen,

I hope this email finds you. I believe it is in our shared best interests to continue this conversation on less official channels.

Best,

Wei Wuxian.


From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Mr Lan Xichen,

I hope you are well. I apologise for the need to switch emails. However, I promised your uncle I would not publicise what I am about to discuss more than necessary and I fear him more than I fear you.

I know what Lan Sizhui is doing. I believe it’s best to be upfront about this because I do in fact fear you a little.

I have a little program for the intermediate and advanced students to practice errors in their music. I am simply teaching them how to be better at identifying and thereby avoiding common errors. I believe this helps them become better musicians and will serve them well as they proceed through their musical journey.

It is very common for students to be told they are making mistakes and that they need to fix them, without anyone teaching them how to spot these errors or what they even are and why they matter. My weekly classes focus on this aspect and help students practice by making errors intentionally so they may recognise and fix them themselves even in the absence of teachers/more experienced players.

Lan Sizhui must’ve simply been practicing this. 🙂

 

There is no cause for concern in his abilities, as you will see shortly in both the progress card and talent exhibition (that I hope you will be able to attend). Is there anything else you would like to know?

 

Best,

Wei Wuxian.


From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Wei Wuxian,

 

Thank you for getting back to me. I do have a few questions.

  1. Are you perhaps implying that Sizhui was doing that intentionally?
  2. Is my uncle aware of these classes you hold?

I look forward to your response.

 

Kind regards,

Lan Xichen.


From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Xichen-ge,

Your uncle approved these classes once he understood my reasoning and heard all of my numerous and exhaustively detailed arguments. I can share my proposal documents and powerpoint with you, if you are curious. Rest assured, your uncle agrees that the logical basis is sound and sees educational value in these classes.

I may have told the students that this may be a good way to get out of constantly being asked to play in front of family because some elder wishes to parade them. However, I can have a word with Sizhui if you wish.

Best,

Wei Wuxian


From: [email protected] 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Wei Wuxian,

 

Your arguments were very detailed, I suppose. How long did it take you to convince him? This is interesting. Also, you do not need to speak to Sizhui about his choice of when to practice this way. I trust that he had his reasons.

I have had a chance to look over Sizhui’s schedule. The only acronym I’m not sure of is MOP. Is that this special class? What does it stand for?

 

Best,

Lan Xichen.


From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Xichen-ge,

 

Yes, there was a 200 page document accompanied with a 50 slide PowerPoint deck. It took about 4 months to convince him.

I’m so glad you understand as well!! 😁

Yes, that would be the class. It is called: How To Make Mistakes On Purpose So You Don’t Have To Play For Your Relatives (HTMMOPSYDHTPFYR) (MOP for short).

 

Best,

W.


From: [email protected] 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Wei Wuxian,

 

I am sure it was the thoroughness of your arguments that convinced him.

Your class sounds very interesting. I would be keen to sit in on one of the classes some day, if you and the students don’t mind. You are a better teacher than I previously thought, I apologise for this.

 

Best,

Lan Xichen.


From: [email protected]

To: [email protected] 

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Aw, Xichen-ge, thank you!

And of course I don’t mind if you sit in on the classes - I will ask the kids and get back to you with a final answer with possible dates & times!!

In fact, if you’d like, I can ask the other teachers who conduct similar classes if they’d be fine with you visiting as well. Nie Mingjue has “angry knitting” classes for the students to work their frustrations/stress out in a fun and harmless way (except for the yarn that is). My brother, Jiang Cheng (you saw him at the after-party, the grump who was grumpily grumping around), has been putting together a plan for art classes in a similar vein to MOP, as requested by his students as well (I have convinced him of the merits of doing so).

Best,

W.


From: [email protected] 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Lan Sizhui’s Music

 

Dear Wei Wuxian,

 

Thank you as well!

I am friends and have the contacts of both Nie Mingjue and Jiang Cheng, I can ask them myself. Thank you, but you do not need to take the trouble.

 

Do let me know when/if the visit to your class is possible. I will make time.

 

Best,

Lan Xichen.


Jiang Cheng (Wanyin)

 

I had the most interesting conversation with your brother today

Oh god, what did he say? Do NOT trust that man

He was informing me of his “MOP” class

Voluntarily?

I sent him an email that Sizhui was making several errors in
playing what he otherwise is excellent at and asked if he knew
anything about it

He told me that Sizhui was likely doing it intentionally and
explained the reason behind his MOP classes.

It sounds fascinating, so I asked if I could sit in on his class some day

Turns out that Nie Mingjue has “angry knitting” classes as well, hahah

I also heard that you’re planning on these classes as well?
Could I maybe sit in on yours as well?

I love you

But

Not a chance in hell.

I love you too

Can you be bribed with a date?

Isn’t this beneath the famed artist Lan Xichen?

Unattainable yet cherished by all~

I would hope it is never beneath me to go on a date with
my beloved partner. Is that a yes?

…….

Yes.

Amazing!! I will plan it all and let you know!!

Sure

WAIT

Yes, my love?

NIE MINGJUE ALSO HAS ONE OF THESE CLASSES?

ANGRY KNITTING?

I COULD'VE SEEN DA-GE ANGRY KNITTING>?

Perhaps not quite the same

But the same genre of classes, I am led to believe

I can find out more

I cannot believe Wei Wuxian did not tell me about this????

Well, we haven’t told any of them that we are dating, which is
arguably a far bigger secret to keep.

Completely different!

This is OUTRAGEOUS.

I am his BROTHER. His COWROEKER.

Especially after he fessed up about his own classes????

Is it really?

Would you perhaps like to enroll in the knitting classes also? ^^

I take it back, I am not going on that date with you.

:(

Okay, okay. I jest, we can go

😁

I can’t believe Wuxian called you the grumpy one

..Thank you for telling me that.

I am going to go create problems - may not answer the phone for a bit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plausible_deniability 

Have fun! <3


Xichen-ge

Hey so re: the school talent exhibition

do you want me to address it to Lan Wangji & Lan Chicken?

Or separate invites?

Yes, Lan Chicken is fine :)

THAT WAS A TYPO
FUCK

CLUCK*

stop it

🐔cluck cluck🐔

🫸🫸cease!!🫸💍

Aw a ring for me? Careful, you’re going to give a man ideas

You seem certain it was unintentional

Hey.

Hey waht

Did you just propose???

Sizhui should bring the invite home today btw

JIANG CHENG

Yes, ok

Are you not going to answer .

🐔cluck cluck🐔

You fucker

clucker*

You and your brother are not so different after all

HEY

chicken_walking_away.gif


A-Cheng

Hey!! How are you A-Cheng?

I’m okay, jie! A little stressed with the exhibit but not too bad

How are you?

That’s nice to hear

I’m okay as well 😄

I wanted to ask you if we’re still having dinner together after
the exhibit?

Yes, absolutely jiejie

Brilliant! And if you want to bring a +1 to it…

No. Not yet. I haven’t spoken to him about it

I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, A-Cheng

He hasn’t told his brother, jie. I don’t think he wants people
to know yet

You haven’t told A-Ying either

Maybe he thinks you don’t want people to know?

It’s different between Xichen-ge and Wangji. I don’t know

Have you considered talking to him about it at all?

I don’t know how to bring it up

I did mention marriage as a joke and he didn’t react
negatively so maybe there's hope..?

Wait, what? Marriage?

AS A JOKE

I made a Xichen-Chicken typo and it escalated

And he was receptive to it?

It seemed so, yeah

Interesting

What does that mean that sounds ominous

No no, don’t worry

You can’t get married without people knowing

So, maybe he’s not as opposed to being open as you think

I know, I know. It’s just

Scary?

Yeah :(

How would I even bring it up?

Do you want to have lunch together someday before the
exhibit and we can talk about this?

Just us?

Yes

Unless you want someone else there?

No no, just us

Perfect. Next weekend?

Sure


Jiang Cheng (Wanyin)

Oh, by the way, do you have an email ID that’s
[email protected]
 ?

No, why on earth would I have that ?

Curious is all

Slow day at work?

Yes, but our date is tonight and that’ll fix me

Were you always such a flirt?

Only because you’re always disarmed by it :)

I’ve created a monster

A monster you have a date with!

I’m doing better than Frankenstein already


A-Ying

Hiiii! How are you, A-Ying?

SHIJIE!! Hiiii 😀

Im ok!! This exhibit shit’s easy (lying)

😂😂

How are you, shijie??

I’m good! Out on a walk rn

OO nice!! Send me a picture of a fun leaf later!

Of course!

I wanted to confirm that we’re still having dinner the night of the exhibit?

YES

NOT missing that at all

Perfect!

Do you want to bring a +1 to it?

Ah

No pressure

I don’t know

Have you not spoken to each other about going public yet?

It just hasn’t come up

You know how it can come up?

How?

By you bringing it up.

HEY

Not fair

I’m right

You always are

I’ll see. Can i put that down as a maybe?

He’d not mind, I think

Are you the one that’s worried?

Yeah

I mean. Have you seen him?

Yes, and I’ve also seen you

Surely you're not trying to tell me you’re not good enough?

This conversation feels dangerous all of a sudden

I don’t like people insulting my loved ones 🔪

🥺🥺

Okay okay I’ll see. Maybe I can just ask him to join me

And he’ll figure out the “going public” part himself

A-ying

What?

Not a great idea

Ugh

Use your words

Okay okay

Can i answer the +1 part later?

Is there a deadline?

Well, 2 days before the dinner so I can make the reservations

Ok got it

No pressure though

💖💖

💞💞


An invite addressed to Mr. Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen for the Gusu Lan Secondary School Talent Exhibition on 17th March.


Jiang Cheng (Wanyin)

You seem to have written the wrong name on our invite

Oh god

What did I write?

Did I get the spelling wrong? I can apologise to your brother

It’s addressed to someone called Lan Xichen?

It’s meant to be Lan Chicken 😔

I am divorcing you.

We’re not even married yet.

I will marry you and then divorce you.

Aww, so you’ll be mine for a while <3

🙄

Wait will you marry and divorce Lan Xichen or Lan Chicken?

Neither, at this rate.

🥺

I thought we had something…

Don’t worry, I’ll still speak at your funeral

Funeral? I’m dying also now?

At the rate you’re going? In the very near future.

Spouses are the first suspects

Good thing we’re not married yet then


Jiejie

Hi a-jie

So. You may have been right.

Hi!

You’ll have to give me more context

Made a joke about divorcing him and he said

“We’re not even married yet”

You two seem to have a fascinating genre of jokes

+1 confirmed then? 🙂

Ahg I’m going to have to talk to him arent i

I would say so, yes

Can I talk to him from your house when you’re around?

You want to invite him over?

Of course I have no problems with this, but are you sure?

No no, I’ll text. I’ll be over at yours not him

Jiang Cheng.

Was worth a shot

Okay okay confirming the +1 I’ll make it happen

Are you sure? You don’t have to force this

I’m sure. This gives me a deadline.

What better way to do this?

I would unpack that but I have food on the stove I’d
rather not burn

If this happens before our lunch, I want all the details then!

Only if you get me dessert

Of course!! 😀💛


Shijie Fanclub!!!! 

Jiejie added Xichen-ge

Jiejie added Lan Wangji

Jiejie made Xichen-ge an admin

Jiejie made Lan Wangji  an admin

~Jiejie

Welcome to the family Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji! ^_^

I hope you two and Lan Sizhui got home safely! 

He performed beautifully at the Talent Exhibit, but you'll 
forgive me if I say I'm more partial to the dinner that followed
for finally bringing all of my family together! 

 

~Xichen-ge

Thank you for adding us in and accepting us so readily 😀
[🤗💕]


Xiongzhang

A-Zhan, you should say something nice on the group!

Very well.
[☺️]

A-Zhan, please. You have to say something more than ‘Indeed’.
[👍]

Sigh. Alright, I suppose that counts.


Shijie Fanclub!!!! 

~Lan Wangji

Indeed.

Wei Ying has said much about you.

 

~Bother (Not a typo)

Hello (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Welcome to our humble gc

 

~Jiejie

We should change the name now though maybe.

Any suggestions?

The gc name is fine I think

~replying to Lan Wangji
God, I shudder to think what he told you about all of us

 

~Bother (Not a typo)

UNPROVOKED?

I said all good things, excuse you.

I have never lied a day in my life.

If you say so, Dr. House.

~Bother (Not a typo)

ME?

I’m sorry who here kept his whole entire boyfriend a secret for how long was it again???

Because you clearly told everyone??????????

~Bother (Not a typo)

SHIJIE KNEW. That’s most important. 

Can you say that for yourself, you dirty liar?

Wait what

Jiejie knew?

I told jiejie too - OF COURSE i did

~Bother (Not a typo)

What

Jiejie encouraged me to bring a +1 to the dinner and tell everyone.

 

Jiejie told me to bring a +1 too.

Especially after all the marriage jokes.

Jie. Do you have something to share with the class.

~Bother (Not a typo)

The marriage jokes?? We will debrief later.

This suddenly feels suspiciously smooth

JIE, you did not!!

@Jiejie this wasn’t part of some plot was it.

A-JIE?!?!!!

Bother (Not a typo) is typing…

~ Jiejie removed you as an admin

~ Jiejie removed Bother (Not a typo) as an admin

~ Jiejie changed the settings so only admins can message

~Jiejie

It’s so nice to have all my family together 😊

We should have another meal soon, what do your calendars look like over the next month?

 

Xichen-ge and Lan Wangji are typing…

Notes:

some of these things have happened to us, some of these are things we added to the shared doc at 4am after failing to sleep <3

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