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“You know what, Kojiro?” He’s close. A little too close. He might have misjudged the distance between the two of them, because his glasses are the only thing between the two of them. His nose is pressed against Kojiro’s.
“What?” Kojiro breathes.
“I think,” Kaoru whispers, “that you’re fucking lying.”
Kojiro’s eyes widen, then. “What the fuck would I be lying about,” he barks, and he’s pushing back against Kaoru now, tense and ready for a fight, “Do you need to get your eyes checked, four-eyes?”
“I think,” Kaoru smirks, enjoying the way Kojiro’s jaw visibly tenses, “That you’re just a sad, pathetic gorilla who can’t get game. And that you’re using the apparent fact that your dick is too big to hide it.”
(or: kaoru's had enough of kojiro complaining that people are intimidated by his size. how big could be possibly be?)