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    Draco Malfoy was well on his way to resurrecting his family’s name. He’d embraced the idea of settling down with his pureblood heiress and breeding her like their ancestors intended, letting his cock wander on the side.

    Unfortunately, his wayward libido kept leading him back to the same exact place.

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    Crime Boss Draco Malfoy engages in a decades-spanning affair with Minister for Magic Hermione Granger. Chaos ensues.

    Please Note: This fic does not have a posting schedule. Each chapter is a vignette based on a different song, and the only through-line you really need to know about is that they be cheatin'. They're both toxic, but in like a fun way.

    This fic in no way condones the use of the endearment “pookie”. I know it’s awful. Hermione knows. Draco knows. And if you also know, then you’re in on their joke.

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