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In a world where coffee is currency and sword fighting is a love language, Roy and Alexander were rivals, or at least they thought they were. More like rivals in the way cats are rivals with laser pointers with the way they were so drawn to eachother. Every night, they'd meet up at the Homo Cafe and duel with their long, thick, foam swords, not stopping until one of them begged for mercy. However, they forgot one essential thing: protection.
"Roy...open the door, I need you..." Alex said in a quiet, timid, needs-to-speak-the-fuck-up-voice as he knocked on Roy's door. The door creaked open, revealing Roy inside wearing a spooder-man onesie. "What is it twink?" He said annoyed as he was taken away from watching a Mew-Mew Kissy Cutie marathon.
"I-I think we have a problem..." Alex told him as he reached into his Hello Kitty handbag and pulled out a pregnancy test...a positive pregnancy test. Roy took approximately 2 and a half steps back in shock. "But how?! I thought you were a beta!"
Alex looked away in shame, "That's what you *thought*, but it was never the truth...I'm actually an omega, alpha."
Roy walked towards Alex, wrapping his big sigma arms around his tiny hourglass waist. "Don't worry babygirl, I'll be the dad who steps up."
"But you're already the birth father-"
"Shut up."
"Yes daddy."