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#one shot 1
The afternoon sun cast a warm glow over the park as Bachira, Isagi, Chigiri, Reo, Nagi, Rin, Kaiser, and Ness sat on a large picnic blanket. It was supposed to be peaceful, but with this group? that was never going to happen.
At the very edge of the blanket, Bachira leaned against Isagi, poking his cheek repeatedly. “Isagiii, feed me,” he whined.
Isagi groaned. “You have hands. Use them.”
“But it tastes better when you do it,” Bachira pouted.
Chigiri sighed as he neatly arranged the food, while Reo was in the middle of a lecture about "ambition" that Nagi was very clearly ignoring. Meanwhile, Rin sat across from Kaiser, arms crossed, watching him take an obnoxiously smug bite of his tteokboki.
“This is obviously the superior food.”Kaiser declared.
Ness nodded eagerly. “His hands are blessed.”
Rin scoffed. “It’s literally just homemade korean food, isn’t that too much food for today?.”
Back at the edge, Isagi finally caved and fed Bachira a piece of kimbap, hoping it would shut him up. Instead, Bachira sighed dramatically. “Ahh~ true love.”
Isagi choked on his own food. “I swear to god, Bachira—”
Chigiri sat comfortably on the picnic blanket, silently observing the chaos around him as he ate his tteokbokki.
His expression was unreadable, but the subtle side-eye he threw at the group said everything—he was judging them hard.
Meanwhile, Isagi was moments away from losing it.
Bachira had been whining, poking, and dramatically sighing for the past ten minutes, all because he wanted Isagi to feed him.
“Isagiiii,” Bachira drawled, leaning his head on Isagi’s shoulder. “I’m starving. If I die, my last words will be ‘Isagi was a terrible boyfriend—’”
Before he could finish, Isagi groaned and aggressively shoved a piece of rice and seaweed into his mouth. “There. Eat. Be quiet.”
Bachira, now silenced with food, blinked before grinning with his mouth still full. His feet kicked happily, and he chewed like the world’s most content hamster.
Kaiser, who had been watching the entire thing like a spectator at a reality show, let out a small chuckle. “Y’all are lovebirds i can’t even..” he said, shaking his head with a smirk.
Isagi immediately shot him a glare. “Kaiser, shut up.”
But before he could say anything else, Bachira, still chewing, nodded enthusiastically. “See? Even Kaiser gets it.”
Isagi groaned, rubbing his temples like he was seconds away from passing out. “I’m surrounded by idiots.”
Reo, who had been arguing with Nagi about something a few feet away, overheard and scoffed. “Welcome to my life.”
Nagi, lying flat on the picnic blanket with his eyes barely open, lazily held up a piece of food. “Feed me, Reo.”
Reo smacked him with a napkin. “Feed yourself.”
Chigiri, still eating his tteokbokki, exhaled through his nose. This was not the peaceful picnic he had envisioned.
But honestly? He wasn't even surprised.
Isagi sighed but gave in, holding up another bite of food to Bachira’s lips. Without hesitation, Bachira leaned in, taking it straight from Isagi’s hand like some pampered prince.
“Mm,” Bachira hummed, chewing happily.
But just as he was about to grin, Isagi reached forward and wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, brushing away a stray bit of food.
Bachira blinked, momentarily stunned. Then, with a playful smirk, he leaned closer. “Oh? Taking care of me now, Isagi?” he whispered, voice dropping just enough to be teasing.
Isagi rolled his eyes, flicking Bachira’s forehead. “Shut up. You eat like a toddler.”
Bachira gasped dramatically, clutching his forehead. “Wow, so aggressive. And here I thought we were having a moment.”
“Yeah, the moment where I realize I’m babysitting a grown man,”
Isagi muttered, already grabbing another bite to stuff into Bachira’s mouth before he could say anything else.
Just as Bachira was about to make another flirty remark, a loud, frustrated scream cut through the peaceful afternoon air.
“STOP FLIRTING, YOU CUNTS!!”
Everyone froze.
Chigiri, who had been silently suffering through their shameless back-and-forth, was now standing up, chopsticks still in hand, looking absolutely done.
His face was a mix of exhaustion and secondhand embarrassment, as if he had just witnessed the cringiest rom-com of his life.
Reo nearly choked on his drink, while Nagi—who had been half-asleep—slowly blinked his eyes open, unimpressed. Kaiser, on the other hand, just snickered, clearly entertained.
Bachira, unfazed, turned to Chigiri with a bright grin. “Aww, Chigiri, are you jealous?”
Chigiri pointed his chopsticks at him like a weapon. “I will throw this at you.”
Isagi, meanwhile, was busy burying his face in his hands. “Can I please just eat in peace without being publicly humiliated?”
“Not in this lifetime,” Rin muttered, grabbing another sandwich.
“Ugh.. Just stop flirting in public!” Chigiri whisper-shouted.