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1. guess (guess) guess by rottensugars

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Craig Tucker
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • POV Outsider
   • Attempt at Humor
   • idiot friends
   • Reverse Fake Dating
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Underage Smoking
   • Underage Drinking
   • Slurs
   • Because Cartman is here

   Summary

   "Okay," Kyle says, and when Stan looks at him he can see him eyeing Kenny carefully. Kyle is going to have fun cracking this one for a while, at least. "Okay, so, you've been dating Craig Tucker, who hates us all, for half a year and didn't feel like letting us in on it until now?" Kenny nods and Cartman snorts. "Why now?" Kyle asks again.

   "It felt like the right time, I dunno," Kenny explains, and it all seems so half-assed, like he really didn't think this through at all.

   Or: Kenny and Craig are dating… or is it just a prank? (Spoiler: it’s not)

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   English

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