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1. Honey I'm Home [OLD SCRIPT] by HoneyDew354

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie/Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie & Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • GingerBrave and Friends Ensemble (Cookie Run: Kingdom)
   • GingerBrave | Brave Cookie
   • Wizard Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Strawberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
   • Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Burning Spice Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Black Sapphire Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Candy Apple Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Smoked Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Mozzarella Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Wildberry Cookie | Hollyberry Cookie's Bodyguard (Cookie Run)
   • Caramel Arrow Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Crunchy Chip Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Silverbell Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Mercurial Knight Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Nutmeg Tiger Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Cloud Haetae Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Confrontations
   • Betrayal
   • Boys Kissing
   • Everyone Is Gay
   • Canon Queer Relationship
   • Gay
   • Cookie Run Characters Are Ambiguously Cookies or Human
   • Sexy
   • Making Love
   • Hair Brushing
   • Bathing/Washing
   • Made For Each Other
   • Boys In Love
   • True Love
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie Needs a Hug (Cookie Run)
   • Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie Needs a Hug (Cookie Run)
   • Arguing
   • Blood
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Gay Sex
   • Gay Male Character
   • Canon Gay Relationship
   • Gay Character
   • Cute
   • Hot Sex
   • Soul Jam (Cookie Run)
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Blood and Injury
   • Injury
   • Cookie Run Characters Have Human Traits
   • Cookies of Darkness (Cookie Run)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Declarations Of Love
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Same-Sex Marriage
   • Cannibalism

   Summary

   “Pure Vanilla Cookie PLEASE! We’re just trying to help you!” The ruler of the Golden Kingdom yells at him.

   “Shut the Fuck up! I don’t give a fucking shit.” He replies unfazed. He starts to charge his magic up, aiming for the kill shot in the queen’s head, he waited pleasurably as his magic charged up, he couldn’t wait to massacre every cookie in this kingdom, waiting and hoping to see their insides splattering across the floor, as their eyes finally fade to-

   “Lily! Is there anything else we can do?? Something! ANYTHING!” Hollyberry says in desperation, looking for a solution.

   “Don’t Fuck with me! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE FUCKING UNDERSTAND!!” Truthless Recluse Cookie yells in frustration, unshed tears threatening to fall.

   Language:

   English

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