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Daggers
PaybackPayback:
Like it’s good but it’s not the best
FritzFritz:
I like zucc bread better
CoyoteCoyote:
Wtf
Bad take Fritz
HangmanHangman:
Yeah terrible
BobBob:
Cinnamon is good
HaloHalo:
Zucchini over pumpkin????
FritzFritz:
They’re both squash!
FanboyFanboy:
Yeah but… Zucchini????
YaleYale:
You’re all sleeping on banana bread
The best sweet bread option
HarvardHarvard:
Strawberry bread
YaleYale:
Rooster my man!
HaloHalo:
WAIT hold on Harvard
HaloHalo:
STRAWBERRY?!
PaybackPayback:
Yeah wtf Harvard
OmahaOmaha:
Not the weirdest
HangmanHangman:
Omaha if you say cornbread
PhoenixPhoenix:
What did I just walk into?
PaybackPayback:
Hold up Hangman cornbread is good
BobBob:
I don’t think it qualifies though
Best sweet breads. Fee. What’s your favorite
PhoenixPhoenix:
Lemon poppyseed and blueberry
FritzFritz:
Oooooo
FanboyFanboy:
Fuck that’s good
BobBob:
But is it like a poundcake?
PhoenixPhoenix:
Muffin batter in a loaf pan
HangmanHangman:
Oh that’s smart
HarvardHarvard:
I think we need to do a bake off to settle this
FanboyFanboy:
Yeah
BobBob:
Yeah
YaleYale:
Hard yes
HangmanHangman:
Agreed
How do we decide who does what?
OmahaOmaha:
Wdym
HaloHalo:
Just bake whatever
We’ll have at least two banana breads
YaleYale:
Because it is the best sweet bread
PaybackPayback:
Okay so Saturday?
HaloHalo:
Sounds good
OmahaOmaha:
OK
BobBob:
Great
HarvardHarvard:
Okay sounds good
YaleYale:
Cool beans
FritzFritz:
Ccccccccool bbbbbbeans
PhoenixPhoenix:
K
HangmanHangman:
K is just lazy Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenix:
SucK a dicK bagman
Mav
Do you know Mom’s banana bread recipe?
Maverick: ?
Dumb question nvm
Maverick: I don’t know. Is it written down somewhere?
I can’t find it anywhere
Maverick: Hang on. Ice might know
Why would Ice know?
Hello??
Adm Iceman
Iceman: Bradley?
Uh yeah?
Iceman: Do you have your mom’s old photo albums
Ofc
Iceman: The dark green one from 1999. Tenth page. There’s a photo from a church bake sale. It has you standing behind a table of stuff with Carole and Mav.
Uhhhhh okay????
Iceman: Actually it might have been for your baseball team.
Iceman: I guess the semantics don’t matter.
Iceman: Did you find it?
Yeah. It was a baseball team bake sale
Iceman: Okay on that back of that is her banana bread recipe. Can you send Maverick a copy of that photo too please?
Holy shit it is
How did you know?
Sending Mav the photo now
Iceman: Remember your neighbors? The um Borlands I think
No? Should I?
Iceman: The wife liked Carole’s banana bread so much she agreed to do a recipe exchange for her… I think it was for a scone recipe?
Okay?
Iceman: But then her son stole your homecoming date?
OH Tim Borland! I remember him. Fuck that guy
Iceman: Yeah so she gave Mrs. Borland the wrong recipe
Lmao
Iceman: And she was so pissed she kept trying to get the right one from Carole. So your mom took the right one over. Like the actual card from your grandma’s box.
Iceman: Carol burned the original recipe card in the Borland’s kitchen
Are you fucking kidding me
That’s hilarious
Omfg
Iceman: Anyway, she copied the recipe down on the back of that photo
Mav
Maverick: Carole was the queen of pettiness
Explains where I get it from
Maverick: You definitely didn’t get it from me.
Maverick: Oh Ice says if you’re freezing bananas make sure you peel them before you freeze them
Why would I freeze the bananas?
Maverick: If they’re almost too ripe you can freeze them until you need them
Adm Iceman
Iceman: You have to use slightly over ripe bananas
Hang on I’m setting up a group chat
Adm Iceman & Mav
Why can’t I use normally ripe bananas?
Adm IcemanIceman:
Do you even have bananas?
Not… Right now
Adm IcemanIceman:
Just come over. We have some bananas in the freezer.
Why?
MavMaverick:
For banana bread Rooster
Daggers
Prepare to lose, assholes
HangmanHangman:
Rooster how would we even lose those
I have the pettiest banana bread recipe in my possession
FritzFritz:
Prettiest?
HaloHalo:
How petty we talking?
My mom burned the original copy of this recipe in some lady’s kitchen because her son slighted me
CoyoteCoyote:
LOL
BobBob:
That’s pretty petty
YaleYale:
Lmao thats hilarious
HangmanHangman:
So that’s where you get it from!
PhoenixPhoenix:
I was just about to say that
HangmanHangman:
Great minds
PhoenixPhoenix:
I guess
PaybackPayback:
Did they just agree????
FanboyFanboy:
Are they agreeing????
CoyoteCoyote:
I think hell just froze over
BobBob:
This is a bad day to be Rooster
Oh no
PhoenixPhoenix:
He’ll be fine
HangmanHangman:
Hes fine
OmahaOmaha:
Once is weird twice is a pattern
Adm Iceman & Mav
MavMaverick:
Did you win your thing?
No. Omaha’s fucking cornbread won
MavMaverick:
I like cornbread
Adm IcemanIceman:
Throw his phone in the ocean
I should
How did you know where that recipe was btw?
Adm IcemanIceman:
We did a lot of scrapbooking when she first got her diagnosis.
MavMaverick:
Carole wanted to make sure you had all those memories forever and Ice helped organize them
Oh
Thanks
MavMaverick:
No problem
Adm IcemanIceman:
You’re welcome Bradley
MavMaverick:
Can you get that cornbread recipe from Omaha for me please?