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As a physicist (because Sheldon Cooper most certainly is a physicist), there are a few things Sheldon knows:
1. The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of nearly 30 kilometers per second.
2. Water boils at exactly 100ºC (because which simpleton uses Fahrenheit).
3. Dark matter and dark energy account for approximately 95% of the mass in the universe. Even though we really have no idea what this dark matter is.
4. The government will take your uranium, no matter how necessary it is for your experiment.
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5. Penelope Teller is the most annoying, most surprising, most fascinating human being he has ever met.----------
Penny, from small-town Nebraska, moves down south to Texas for her senior year of high school, and from day one is pulled into the universe that is Sheldon Cooper (because Sheldon, certainly, has a universe of his own).