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Robin: I'm gonna regret this but welcome to the group chat between the east coast and the west coast
Kid Flash: Did they convince you to do a group chat?
Robin: Unfortunately
Raven: Well I've already taught star how to use a phone
Star: Hi :)
Robin: Thanks Raven and hello star
Bumblebee: Hi Star
Beast Boy: We have the pizzas
Star: I don't remember us ordering pizzas
Cyborg: You don't, we did it to get free pizza
Robin: Are you guys still trying to get free pizza? Didn't you guys already spend your non-existent college savings?
Beast Boy: We don't even have any college savings
Speedy: What's with the pizzas?
Aqualad: And where did you get the money from?
Beast Boy: We're trying to get a free pizza from the promotion that if the pizza arrives after 30 minutes it's free
Cyborg: We've tried 500 times now and we've had to pay for every time
Beast Boy: We stole Robin's card
Robin: Oh so that's why B called me to tell me that so many carbs were bad for me
Robin: I'm actually still mad at him for last week, you have my permission to keep spending guys
Beast Boy: Thanks Robin
Cyborg: Thanks buddy
Bumblebee: You shouldn't worry about them knowing your pin
Robin: Nah I'll change it, they can't be worse than feeding Wally
Kid Flash: You offered yourself
Robin: Shut up you starving man, I'm rich I can buy you 100 restaurants and it won't affect B's pocketbook at all
Speedy: You can see the love you have for each other
Robin: You shut up, you fuck my brother
Speedy: Not yet ¬_¬
Kid Flash: A, but then I'm the hormonal one
Aqualad: You wanna fuck your boyfriend on every corner
Kid Flash: Yes but I respect his refusal
Robin: I'm already regretting this shitty group.
P.S. You better because if I don't cut your dick off and if you make a shitty joke I'll go to your house and drown you in gasoline
Kid flash: So cute my boyfriend U_U
Bumblebee: And wild
Cyborg: WE DID IT
Beast Boy: What did we miss?
Raven: Robin and his brothers love life
Cyborg: A
Beast Boy: Then we scroll up then
Robin: If you finished with my card can I get it back? I promised Star I'd go shopping with her
Beast Boy: We'll leave it on top of the TV
Robin: Okay
Kid Flash: Why don't you take me shopping?
Robin: Because you don't want clothes
Kid Flash: >:(
Robin: You're hopelessly jealous, I'll buy you a milkshake so you'll be happy
Kid Flash: Thanks, I love you
Robin: Yes, yes, and I love you
Star: Are we going Robin?
Robin: Yes
Robin and Star disconnected from the chat
Bumblebee: Now they make me wish I had money to go shopping
Kid Flash: Spend Robin's, it's what we all do, I can tell him and take you to go shopping with them
Bumblebee: You just want to keep him from being with Star, and do you think he doesn't care?
Kid Flash: You caught me there, but Robin loves spending money on the people he loves, for some reason his love language is giving gifts. I'll know that since I'm his boyfriend
Speedy: And the one who spends the most of his money
Cyborg: He already seems like the sugar daddy of the group
Kid Flash: I prefer the term rich boyfriend
Aqualad: Let's all go shopping
Robin: We're at the mall so that you come coupled that I have as friends
And yes, without me you would all be starving except for Raven and Star because they are rich in their planets
Raven: Thanks
Robin: By the way, Walls, I found some beautiful sapphire earrings that you have to try on
Wally: Honey, stop buying me earrings
Robin: No
Everyone disconnected to go to the mall and spend the afternoon shopping