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    He’s sorting through inventory—laughing and cursing at Hal’s outrageous labeling system; Boobs for B and so on—when the front desk phone rings. “Lantern Mech’s Incorporated, we got the grease for your slippery needs.”

    “That… is not the greeting. Didn’t I write it down?” Wally’s voice is sleepy, half-slurred. There’s rustling of voices in the background, the high-pitched wheeze of a child’s laughter.

    “People love my greeting.”

    “No, it sucks. Have you-”

    “Yes.”

    Wally huffs into the phone. It crackles in Kyle's ear, an incompatible sound to the real thing; he wonders what Wally's breath would feel like exhaled against his neck, if his breath would smell like bubblegum he chews.

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