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    It's 12:31am on Christmas Eve, and Nick Nelson is having a meltdown about pie crusts--or more accurately, hosting the Spring-Nelson families for the first holiday in their new apartment. But Charlie knows just how to calm Nick down: Edging him to Christmas Carols until Nick completes the lyrics correctly. Nick, however, has some sass of his own that Charlie didn't expect...

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    That time when PolkaDotKat revealed one of her hidden talents was writing smutty, parody Christmas carol lyrics, and I wrote an entire fic around her lyrics for her birthday! (She even sent me voice memos, it was the best time)

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