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1. suffer no fools by alifetime

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   24 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy & Diego Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy & Luther Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy & Lila Pitts
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Lila Pitts
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug
   • Number Five | The Boy-centric
   • Number Five | The Boy Has Issues
   • Hurt Number Five | The Boy
   • Number Five | The Boy Whump
   • Protective Diego Hargreeves
   • Soft Diego Hargreeves
   • Good Sibling Diego Hargreeves
   • Minor Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts
   • Big Brother Diego Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves Acting as Number Five's | The Boy's Parental Figure
   • that should be a tag
   • Lila Pitts is Bad at Feelings
   • Number Five | The Boy & Lila Pitts Friendship
   • Good Sibling Klaus Hargreeves
   • Good Sibling Luther Hargreeves
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Number Five | The Boy Call's Diego "Dad"
   • Autistic Number Five | The Boy
   • obvious if you squint
   • Panic Attacks
   • Number Five | The Boy has PTSD
   • Overstimulation
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • no beta we die like ben
   • Sleep Paralysis
   • anger issues
   • because let’s be fr five def has some anger management issues

   Summary

   “Thanks, Dad.”

   Diego didn’t react, automatically pushing the back of Five’s head in an indication to run along. But when he looked back towards Lila, she was giggling to herself.

   “What?”

   “Did … Five just call you Dad?”

   or; five times five calls/refers to diego as dad, and the one time diego finally acknowledges it.

   Series

   • Part 2 of after alterna

   Language:

   English

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   26,382

   Chapters:

   6/6

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