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1. The Mating Habits of the Wolverine by heyjupiter

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)  

   • Mature
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   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   27 Aug 2024

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   • Vanessa Carlysle/Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Vanessa Carlysle
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Blind Al (Deadpool)
   • Post-Canon
   • Pre-Threesome

   Summary

   "Well, Logan was telling me that we should have a threesome."

   "No, I wasn't--" Logan started, as the other two burst out laughing. Wade spit out ground beef, which didn't seem like it was the worst thing that had happened to the table.

   "Oh, he is really fun to tease," Vanessa said.

   "It's true, he's very poorly socialized," Wade said. "But cute. He has a lot in common with Mary Puppins, really."

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