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1. No, I Am Not A Wizard Like Harry Potter! I'm Tarnished! by Appah_V2

   Fandoms: Class of '09 (Visual Novel), Elden Ring (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   16 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ari & Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Ari & Megan (Class of '09)
   • Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Nicole (Class of '09)
   • Jecka (Class of '09)
   • Ari (Class of '09)
   • Jeffery (Class of '09)
   • Megan (Class of '09)
   • Karen (Class of '09)
   • Miss Lynn (Class of '09)
   • Kelly (Class of '09)
   • Emily (Class of '09)
   • Miquella (Elden Ring)
   • Blaidd the Half-Wolf (Elden Ring)
   • Merchant Kalé (Elden Ring)
   • Boc the Seamster (Elden Ring)
   • Tempest the Spectral Steed (OC)
   • Melina (Elden Ring)
   • Torrent the Spirit Steed (Elden Ring)
   • Underage Drinking
   • Drug Use
   • Depression
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Self-Harm
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Male Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Named Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Somehow the Lands Between has healthier relationship than LHS
   • Tarnished Tries To Have A Normal Life
   • Tarnished Cannot Throw Sleep Pots At Problems
   • Or Knives
   • Tarnished Has Weird Skills
   • but lots of them
   • POV Third Person
   • No Beta Reader We Die Like Ari's Dignity With Nicole
   • Or Iron Fist Alexander (Elden Ring)
   • Elden Ring Lore
   • Supernatural Elements
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • liberal use of swears
   • Dogs

   Summary

   Fuck, no I told you before. I am Tarnished. Not some sort of wand waving wizard with dead parents.

   I am however some idiot who got trapped in the Lands Between and been forced to go through random loops while someone kept going through New Game+ after New Game+. You'd think after it was over, I'd be back home. But no! Fuck that! Fuck all of that!

   I wake up, broken room, some person claiming to be, in a way to revealing outfit, to be a principal shouting at what the hell happened like I know! Do I look I know?! I just stopped being in a magical land that wanted me dead! Now here I am in the early 2000's at a school filled with idiots, pedos, and some really bitchy girl who thinks I'm amongst the idiots and pedos.

   There is also Jeffery. But I don't talk about Jeffery.

   Can't complain to much though. Back to some semblance of normalcy, in simpler times of 2007 when No Child Left Behind was still in effect. Having at least one friend, and... I don't know? Visiting the Lands Between at least once a week like a divorced kid.

   Man, I better get through this without becoming a pill popper.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Tarnished of ‘09

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   97,637

   Chapters:

   20/?

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