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    “You’re like a fucking Hoover Deluxe. Soldier Boy reference, you wouldn’t get it, god it’s such a good show. And you’d be right up his alley, old man,” Deadpool slurred behind him, laughing maniacally, “oww, ease up, champ, you’re gonna suck the foreskin clean off my dick.”

    He tried to pull out. Logan’s claws came out, “don’t you fucking dare–”

    “Relax,” Wade husked against his sweaty cheek, adjusting his slipping grip around Logan’s waist, “I don’t have a refractory period and I got nowhere else to be. Daddy’ll dick you down all night long, babygirl.”

    “Don’t fucking call me that, you demented fuckwad.”

    Movie spoilers.

    Sequel: only you can make me (scream and beg for more)

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