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1. The Early Bird Catches The Bone by Bubbleteasing

   Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   29 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sans (Undertale)/Reader
   • Sans (Undertale)/You
   • Sans (Undertale)
   • Toriel (Undertale)
   • Reader
   • Papyrus (Undertale)
   • Grillby (Undertale)
   • Frisk (Undertale)
   • post neutral run
   • Reader Is Not Frisk
   • Reader ships Soriel just for the record
   • Sans is a Physiotherapists
   • Reader is a journalist
   • Reader is a Radio Host
   • Car Accidents
   • Slow Burn
   • Minor Injuries
   • Insomnia
   • Overthinking
   • Paranoia
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Toxic previous relationship
   • Cheating
   • massage therapy
   • Sans doesn't use puns at first
   • But there's a reason for it
   • Be patient y'all
   • Slow Build
   • Slow Romance
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Reader kind of ships Soriel
   • Sans is tired
   • Both Sans and reader are kind of depressed
   • Sexism
   • Blood
   • There might be
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Romance
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Dreams vs. Reality
   • Dreams and Nightmares
   • Nightmares
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Stalking
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • No graphic sex though
   • This story should be safe to read at work
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Quote: This is a Love Story (Fleabag)

   Summary

   After a minor car accident, you start frequenting a physiotherapy clinic where a particular skeleton gives you the worst massages you could've ever imagined.

   Then, at your weekend job as a radio host, you start getting calls from a physiotherapist, who happens to be a really funny guy.

   What are the odds that these two events are related?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   73,416

   Chapters:

   13/13

   Comments:

   361

   Kudos:

   434

   Bookmarks:

   87

   Hits:

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