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Johnny ha fatto questo 😾
12:43 p.m
dallas: why was pony removed
darry: he has school and y’all say wild shit
sodapop: darry we always say stupid shit
also it's literally july
two-bit: HAPOY FOURTH OG JULY ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
johnny: real
gang im removing yalls admin and adding pony 🤞
darry: you're not allowed to come over tonight
johnny has added ponyboy!
johnny: darrel that's bullying a minor
ponyboy: darry are you homophobic because pride month ended ? 🤨☝️
darry: pony you’re grounded
i’m muting yall
darry has muted the chat!
sodapop: oh.
gng someone should change names ☝️
ponyboy has changed sodapop’s name to soder!
dallas: WHY DOES HE GET ADMIN AND THE REST OF US DON’T.
ponyboy has changed dallas’ name to tejas!
steve: HELP???
johnny stop being unfair i’m gonna call darry’s work phone and tattle ☹️
tejas has been granted admin!
tejas: HA SUCK IT
two-bit: FUCK YOU
johnny has changed two-bit’s name to mickey!
johnny: @mickey that’s how u spell it right
mickey: idk im drunk off my ass
soder: real
ponyboy: SODA???
tejas has changed ponyboy’s name to aspirin addict!
aspirin addict: THATS NOT
aspirin addiction has changed tejas’ name to shooting target!
johnny: OMFG LMAOAOOO 😭💀
shooting target: uncalled for
shooting target has changed johnny’s name to burnt nugget!
burnt nugget: kms bro
darry: stop harassing each other
aspirin addict: HELP HOWD YOU KNOW??
darry: i made it give me a notif when yall made suicide jokes
anw someone said i should use a ouija board to ask mom and for help
soder: OH MY GOD???
shooting target: WHO OMFG
darry: some guy at my work
his names richard
aspirin addict has changed darry’s name to ouija board!
ouija board: .
you’re grounded.
aspirin addict: im so funny
steve: no you’re not
aspirin addict: we’re keeping u as steve
steve: ??help what
aspirin addict: okay goodnight
ouija board: go to sleep tf
johnny reset the names please theyre long
burnt nugget: ur no fun ☹️
burnt nugget has reset all names!
johnny: better
darry: yah
all of yall go to sleep pony never mutes his phone and he has finals tmrw
johnny has muted everyone until 6 am!
