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    Captain Sam Vimes is getting married...until he isn't.

    Vetinari vaguely alludes to Having Feelings, and Vimes self destructs.

    Spoilers for Men at Arms, although it diverges somewhere in the middle; this is essentially an exploration of what might happen if Vetinari realised he had feelings for Vimes in the run up to the wedding. There's angst, and Vimes whump, and miscommunication, and probably a million other tropes.

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