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    Henry is a boring person.

    This is an objective fact. It’s been such a constant in his life that it hardly bothers him. He prefers the mundane. Thrives under routine. Tolerates many things poorly: surprise parties, capsaicin, loud noises.

    Another objective fact: Henry loves Alex. Alex is not boring at all.

    Unfortunately, everyone else in Henry’s life seems to think that a bore like him is incapable of a relationship like theirs— and, more distressingly, that this must mean that Alex simply doesn’t exist.

    Or: Five times that no one believed that Henry and Alex were an item, and one time that they all did.

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