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1. FIGHTING DREAMERS PUNCHING LIKE DRUNKEN RIDERS by a_waste_of_time_and_hot_glue

   Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Apr 2024

   Tags

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   • Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood
   • Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
   • Nicholas D. Wolfwood
   • crack romantic comedy
   • established confused bromance
   • Getting Together
   • Alcohol
   • No Sex
   • no punching only monstersmooching and monsterhugging
   • Existential Dread
   • Engagement
   • holy onion ring matrimony

   Summary

   “Okay, goth styling tip number one: Scowling and looking dead inside. Like this.” Wolfwood slouches even more and almost falls over. Then, pulls out a Sharpie from his pants pocket. “Also, you need a tattoo. We should get matching tramp stamps. Take your pants off, Needle-noggin!”

   A terrible drunk makeover leads to getting engaged, AS A JOKE. Because they’re just friends, okay!
   (Alternative title: bela lugosi’s dead and someday soon you’ll die too)

   Language:

   English

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   5,699

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