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1. the house always wins by waitforthespark

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Dec 2024

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   • Regulus Black/Sirius Black
   • Regulus Black
   • Sirius Black
   • Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Background rosekiller
   • Blackcest
   • Sibling Incest
   • Brother/Brother Incest
   • First Time
   • Playing Incest Chicken
   • Fellas is it gay to want to kiss your brother
   • Kissing
   • handjobs
   • Blowjobs
   • Alcohol Abuse
   • Existential Crisis
   • Falling In Love
   • Everyone in this story is a menace
   • Intercrural Sex
   • Rimming
   • Anal Fingering
   • Temperature Play
   • Fun with ice cubes
   • Snowballing in multiple senses of the word
   • Anal Sex
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Two traumatized idiots and their insane escalation instincts
   • One traumatized asshole's journey to self-love through incest
   • Somnophilia
   • Undernegotiated but Appreciated Kink

   Summary

   Sirius wants nothing more than to be right in the middle of the fight against Voldemort - which is why it's his worst nightmare to be basically sent into witness protection with his estranged brother and his estranged brother's insane friends. He is prepared for a three-week sojourn to Muggle suburbia to drive him absolutely out of his mind.

   And then Regulus kisses him.

   When faced with his brother determined to win a stupid bet, what is Sirius Black, eternal prankster, supposed to do but escalate?

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