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Blessed Protector
Scrapes and bruises, Simon, nothing more, all in a days work.
What? Some idiot at Swampwatta Zoo robbing the giftshop, if he hadn't taken Sandburg hostage... no, Blair doesn't get taken hostage every week, he gets kidnapped once a month. He's fine, though.
My hand was busted when we went through the window... what? no, just me and the perp. Blair jumped through after us, but he's fine.
Then we landed on a couple of cats. Big angry cats. Yeah, the missing ones. Simon, are pumas allergic to poison ivy? Sentinels apparently aren't, though the perp is... But Blair's fine.
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