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    "So what if this dilf is in love with an alien tree?"
    Mobius mouths the word, arms resting on his hips to steady himself.

    "Fucking weird if you ask me," Deadpool continues, pointing at Mobius, "but I can't judge. I support you."

    "Thank you," he sighs.

    "We should all get in touch with nature more."

    Mobius knows he should leave it as it is, but he can't control himself.
    "The thing is, he's not exactly a tree-"

    "He?" Wade cries out. "Hold your horses, you beautiful silver fox."
    Wade pointedly stares in the distance, beyond the kitchen wall. "Bury your gays, Marvel? Really?"

    Mobius purses his lips as he glances over to Sylvie to ensure he's not hallucinating. What the hell is going on?

    Or:
    Loki and Mobius try to get back to each other, and then Wade Wilson happens.

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