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1. You've got several options. They're all terrible, but you have them. by Basilico

   Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, F/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   02 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Loki/Mobius M. Mobius
   • Mobius M. Mobius & Sylvie (Loki TV)
   • Logan (X-Men)/Wade Wilson
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Mobius M. Mobius
   • Wade Wilson
   • Sylvie (Loki TV)
   • Hunter B-15 (Marvel)
   • O.B. | Ouroboros (Loki TV)
   • Casey (Loki TV)
   • Valentine (Deadpool 2023)
   • Logan (X-Men)
   • Victor Creed
   • He Who Remains (Loki TV)
   • Other Marvel Characters
   • Agent Paradox
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Mutual Pining
   • Emotional Roller Coaster
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Eventual Smut
   • Getting Together
   • Post-Loki (TV 2021) Season 2
   • Dark Comedy
   • Science Fiction
   • Fanfiction in the fanfiction
   • Genderfluid Loki (Marvel)
   • utter and complete chaos
   • Magic
   • Pop Culture
   • Get in loser we're breaking canon
   • Deadpool and OB's unlikely frienship
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • chaotic Mobius
   • when it's serious it's serious
   • but when it's stupid it's dumb af
   • It's the intrusive thoughts parade in here
   • No beta this is between us and God
   • Jealous Loki (Marvel)
   • working through trauma
   • Touch-Starved Loki (Marvel)
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • They've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (they're dating your honor)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Biblically accurate 5'3'' Logan
   • Gender Dysphoria

   Summary

   "So what if this dilf is in love with an alien tree?"
   Mobius mouths the word, arms resting on his hips to steady himself.

   "Fucking weird if you ask me," Deadpool continues, pointing at Mobius, "but I can't judge. I support you."

   "Thank you," he sighs.

   "We should all get in touch with nature more."

   Mobius knows he should leave it as it is, but he can't control himself.
   "The thing is, he's not exactly a tree-"

   "He?" Wade cries out. "Hold your horses, you beautiful silver fox."
   Wade pointedly stares in the distance, beyond the kitchen wall. "Bury your gays, Marvel? Really?"

   Mobius purses his lips as he glances over to Sylvie to ensure he's not hallucinating. What the hell is going on?

   Or:
   Loki and Mobius try to get back to each other, and then Wade Wilson happens.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   10/?

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