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Regulus Black is tired. Tired enough that, while interviewing for his dream job he apparently told his interviewer all about his fiancé and child (that he doesn't have). Actually, "told" is the wrong term. "Zoned out and nodded along" is a more fair assessment, really. He was snapped into reality when he started asking more specific questions about his partner. Which, always the compulsive liar and star people-pleaser when he panics, Regulus tells him that the kid being his partner's from a previous relationship and oh, now he's screwed.
James Potter has been a single dad since his fiancée broke off their engagement and disappeared. It's been a year and his friends are trying to convince him to put himself back out there, to date, to meet people, to get laid ffs. James just isn't ready to move on. To get them off his back, he convinces his best friend to stage a bunch of Instagram posts where you can't see his face to try to pass him off as his new boyfriend. Suddenly, his friends want to meet this boy he calls his little star. Problem is, Sirius isn't willing to keep up the charade. Now he has to find someone who looks like Sirius and is also crazy enough to agree to fake date him.