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Chat: Sirens <3
3:49 PM - 3 users online
harles: hye
harles: hey
harles: selina
kitty: harley
kitty: go. the fuck. to sleep.
harles: selina D:
harles: my bestest friend my light my sugar
harles: how could you speak to me like that
harles: anyway why are you sleeping its practiclly still morning
kitty: you know damn well i have a job tonight
kitty: i dont need you blowing up my phone i need sleep
red: She’s got a point, love, we all need our beauty sleep.
red: Plus, what happened to me being your sugar?
harles: red!!!!
harles: red you’re my super extra special sweet sugar
harles: my warm strawberry pie on the coldest winter night
kitty: im upgrading to homicide
red: Alright, alright, easy you two.
red: Love you, Harley
harles: !!!!!!!!a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
red: Alright, seriously though. What’s up?
harles: well
harles: speaking of cold nights
harles: selina give me mod powers for a bit so i can add cait to the chat
red: cait?
harles: caitlin!
kitty: that’s killer frost, i think
harles: yup!
harles: she’s hiding out in gotham rn while metropolis cleans up from her last fight with supes
harles: she’s lonely i wanted to introduce her to yall
harles: help her make friends here :D
kitty: …
kitty: harleen i am not interested in making friends
red: I have no strong feelings about Killer Frost.
red: If she’s anything like Freeze, though, I’d worry about her… restraint around my plants.
kitty: yeah go hook her up with victor
harles: i said i wanted to find her a friend, not a sleeping aid
harles: cmon just gimmie mod for a bit
harles: shes super nice i promise
harles: red she got lab-experimented on as well you’d get along like a house on fire
harles: *on ice
harles: *full of plants
harles: whatever you get it
harles: perfect siren material
harles: red i can hear your fond-but-exasperated sigh from the kitchen
red: It might be better to keep track of her than to leave her alone.
red: What say you, almighty admin?
kitty: harley, last time we let you invite anyone to anything, it was the housewarming party
kitty: and you ended up inviting everyone we've ever met, including WONDER WOMAN
harles: and she was really kind!
kitty: after she finished sending half your other guests to blackgate yeah
kitty: I'll give you mod just to add frost. Got it?
kitty: no one else
harles: aright aright i get it cat
harles: ill be good i prommy
red: I'll keep an eye on her, Selina, don't worry.
kitty: that doesn't make me feel much better
harles has been been made admin
kitty: ur going on silent. and im going back to sleep
red: Good luck on your job tonight.
harles: gnight cat!!
harles: ahem ahem
harles: by the powers invested in me i hereby declare
Killer Frost has been added to Sirens <3
harles: cait is now a member of the midnight society!!
Killer Frost: ‘sup everyone.
red: And hello to you too, Frost. Nice to make your acquaintance.
red: I'm Ivy, by the way. Catwoman’s in here too.
Killer Frost: ladies’ book club? fine by me
harles: you get situated in gothm ok cait?
Killer Frost: well enough? there's a LOT of underground cold-proofed rooms in this city
red: Mr. Freeze has probably forgotten about more cold rooms in Gotham than have been built in any normal city.
harles: thats the fun thing about gotham you cant swing a stick wout hitting an abandoned safehouse
Killer Frost: already learned that the hard way. I tried an old steel factory first cause of the heat and it turned out to be a den of joker goons
harles: J is using the sionis steelworks again? hagshsgsfsc
harles: time to open my private line to bats i fucking guess
red: What do you mean “for the heat”, Frost? I would've assumed that would be a turn-off for you.
Killer Frost: you'd think so, yeah
Killer Frost: i dont work the same as Freeze, my powers work by stealing heat from my environment.
Killer Frost: i kinda need it to maintain a normal body temp
Killer Frost: i can survive without a heat source but it feels like
Killer Frost: um uh
Killer Frost: being awake for a week straight with the world's worst hangover
Killer Frost: so yeah consistent heat source = good
Killer Frost: sorry for rambling
harles: its all good caity! we would’ve had to talk about it anyway if you two ever meet irl
harles: ill give you ivy's meetup safety sheet later
red: I still hate that you made that
red: I acknowledge its necessity but i hate its existence.
Killer Frost: i wanna circle back around to harley having a private line to the bats??
red: Batman gives his more “gray” villains special crisis lines.
red: Cat and Harles have had theirs for a while, I got one more recently.
red: Though tbh he's probably hacked every device the three of us own anyway, so screw us I guess
Killer Frost: …
Killer Frost: please don't tell me i just talked about my one weakness in a chat that Batman might be reading
harles: ah relax hes not in here red's just paranoid
harles: we have an understanding, him and i
red: And we have a firewall.
harles: and secret codenames!! cait we gotta pick a username for you!!!
Killer Frost: oh um
Killer Frost: i haven't had to come up with one since i was normal and had a WoW account
harles: nerd
red: nerd
red: Take your time, anyway. Only the admin has permission to change names in this server and Selina's going to be asleep for a while.
Killer Frost: first, wow rude :(
Killer Frost: second, harley is admin
harles: ?
red: …No, Selina's the server admin.
Killer Frost: scroll back up, i was reading through all the previous messages
Killer Frost: (i'll be careful around your plants btw)
Killer Frost: catwoman didnt just make harley moderator, she made her admin
harles: !!!
harles: holy shit ur right
red: She must've been so drowsy she clicked the wrong setting.
red: Harley.
harles: :3
red: Harleen Quinzel.
Killer Frost: wait is that your real name??
red: do not do what i think you're about to do
harles: WHEN THE CATS AWAY
harles: THE MICE WILL PLAY
harles set Killer Frost’s username to “WorldsSexiestSnowman”
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