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In a small town like Beacon Hills, where so much shit goes down, it’s a blessing when he’s on duty and a curse when he’s not. And it’s suffice to say Jordan knows more about the town’s residences that he, or really any of them, would like him to know.
Like how Mrs Daehler steals flowers from the parks to lay at her son’s grave every Thursday or how Mrs Walker only calls when she needs a heavy parcel carried inside which usually earns him a takeaway bag of home-baked cookies. He knows Argent has a vast, and he means vast, weaponry collection that even Sherrif Stilinski is not aware of or how Finstock has a doomsday bunker in his backyard, fully stocked for armageddon.
And he knows Theo Raeken sucks dick like he’s born for it, and he knows Liam Dunbar is hung like a horse and that they both have a kink for running around naked on the full moon.
The last three things Jordan knows simply by accident, although nothing in this town seems to happen by coincidence.