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There’s a portal behind Scott. He can’t see it. The problem is, Joel, Lizzie, Tango and Jimmy can.
“Can’t we have a normal family dinner???” Jimmy said, out loud, staring at the portal.
“S̵̞̀̍o̸̼̮̜͗̆̀̏̇̊͝r̷̡̧̮͔̙̫̙͗̈́͠r̶̟͓͕̝̃͌̅̈̿̐y̵̞͕̦͓͖̦̍͛̂̒̒̎͜ͅ,̵̘̣̳̯͛͋̋̿ ̶̛̲̱̤̄̑̉́̏͝Ť̶̛̫̹̗̳͎̼̩̾̇̌̃͘i̵̢̟͎̭͒̈́̇̓͂̀͗͛m̷̨̡̼͚̞̱̍̒̒͠.̶͓̭͚̝̀̐̂̌̚͜” A voice from the other end of the portal replied, as two hands came out of the portal.
“griAN-”
With that, the hands stole both of his husbands. “Ḯ̵̝̃t̴̺̒͠'̵̧̻̖̻̉s̴̟̓̿̇͠ ̸̨̛̻U̸̝͔̔̓͘N̷̼͛͐Ó̵̢͙̬͘,̸̢͕͓̟̔̏̒̈́ ̴̛͎̗͆͐s̵͚̍u̶̲͐ȑ̷̘̯̤͊̓ṿ̶͖͚̫͌̓͠ỉ̷̯̊̈͠v̶̥͒̊̎̀ã̶̹̠͜l̶̞̲͎̠̄ ̸͓̹̤͌̈́͂͗o̴̢͓̞̓̽̇͋f̵͓͇̓ ̴̙̎̅̅́t̴̛̲̰͌̆h̴̺́ë̵͕́̒ ̸̘̯̖̑͊͊͝ͅf̶̡̡͕̬̌i̷͙̻̭̼̓̔t̷̛̹͊͛ͅţ̸̱̳͋̏e̶̮͕̥͛͗̓͋s̸̟͓̩̈́̇t̸̢͒́͠,̶̨̡̨̳̿͋̾ ̶̰̩̟̄t̵̛̝̰̂̄i̸̧̳̗͋m̶̛̥̮̱̀̋ê̷̘̝̟̲.̸̢̺̞̈̽͝ ̷̧̫̊͋͊̕B̶͚͕̖̖̿ï̸͔̍t̵͔͎͚̄̓̂̐c̵̡̱̿̅͗̚ȟ̶̻̝̐ͅ.̵̠̿̑̇̍͜”
The portal closes. Lizzie and Joel continue eating as normal. They’ve seen worse. Meanwhile, Jimmy was staring at the point the portal once was, frantically spamming Grian on his communicator, without looking.
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After the portal closes, Grian heads to the balcony, and just starts shouting, “MARTYYYYN. UNO. TOP FLOOR. GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!”
Most admins ignored his yelling, for he used his mom voice™. It takes Martyn an intentional 5 minutes to appear, so a joyfully pissed off Grian bitch slaps him. Not only that, but Scar comes up before him, through the floorboards.
Somehow, suddenly, the table in the middle of the room caught fire, the UNO cards on top are unharmed. The door opened and closed as Chrysus went to find chairs, Xemon (known by most as EX/Evil Xisuma) came charging in the room and tackled his twin.
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When Grian returned to take Jimmy, Tango, and Scott’s kitchen table, Jimmy and Joel were mid-argument.
“He took my husbands!”
“Do you think I ca-”
Grian took Joel and the table, to stop the argument [because it would get physical], leaving Lizzie and Jimmy alone, their dinner on TV trays. (for those who don’t know what that is, it’s a foldable stand with a flat top)
“And now he took my kitchen table!”
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“Gri, I would like my wife here too.”
“Fine.”
Grian magicked Lizzie in, and barely dodged her punching him. Then UNO began.
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Jimmy is now sitting in what used to be his dining room, alone since Grian took his table and the rest of his family that was once eating dinner around him. He was going to “talk” to Grian if his family wasn’t back by tomorrow.
Jimmy finally finished eating his dinner and started cleaning up. He sighed as he went to bed, preparing himself for whatever hell Grian was up to.