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She Puts the Fun in Funeral by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Feb 2024
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Summary
Gideon tapped her lip in thought. “Wellllll, I suppose, given that you just called me striking—”
“I didn’t call you striking, I said you’d make a striking impression—”
“—Called me striking,” Gideon said again, “and basically said I have the physique of a god…”
“I said absolutely none of the above.”
“Because you just said explicitly and in no uncertain terms that I am incredibly sexy, muscular, and the greatest swordswoman that ever lived…I guess I can be your date to God’s funeral,” Gideon said.
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Three years ago—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—no one in the Nine Houses received a summons to Lyctorhood. Now God is dead, the saints are panicking, and Gideon is being dragged to Canaan House with Harrow to attend the funeral. Sure would be a shame if, in this time of dull mourning, Gideon were to open up a mysterious old book, accidentally steal Harrow’s powers, and pitch the entire necro-cav dichotomy into utter chaos…
Series
- Part 1 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral