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Solver Wolf is playing LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 🤪 on her expensive $1010020274 PC!!!! shes a smurf 😈 so shes like level 31 idfk playing solo queue ranked!!! (probably in iron 3 or smth 💀) Silver Wolf is big gamer she plays 40 hrs a day and is a Lux one trick 💀💀💀 (jk) So anyway she finds a match 😱😱 and they immediately lock on their champs because 💀 and Silver Eolf is playing SUPPORT LOL 💀💀 so she plays supp lux for some reason (obvs bc shes a lux onetrick)
After 10 minutes of loading 💀 they get in the game. Silver Wolf vuys her items and heads bot but then the mf adc bot Miss Fortune (mf) goes like fucking mid and now shes a Lux in the bot lane bitchless flying solo!! Then she checks her teams inventory and no one bought anything because theyre stupid and frugal 🤡. MINIONS WILL SPAWN IN 30 SECONDS nvm they already spawned. so Silver Wolf farms and stuff and then the Master Yi goes like “mf go bot” but Miss Fortune doesnt fucking go bot so theres like an Annie and Mf in mid lane but somehow theyre losing against this loser ahri with 11 cs with 5 mins…
Theres this rando in bot lane (Yuumi) flying around on her book 🤓 and an Ashe and theyre ok but like Yuumi is stealing all of Ashes minions so Silver Wolf just taunts and laughs in their face both irl and in game 💀💀
“Lmfao losers imsgine not being able to farm 💀💀💀💀” she says. Then she types itout in all chat and the Yuumi replies, “bro ur adcless imagine having a trash team” and the Ashe tells the cat to stfu and SW kills the Yuumi 💀💀💀💀💀💀
meanwhile top is getting destroyed and the opposite team just got the first turret knocked down by a Riven 💀 Theres a Teemo afk in base 😡😡 so Master Yi types in chat: “MF GO TOP” but ofc Mf doesnt go top so the Annie does, but then Mf follows them 💀💀💀
“DUDE DONT FOLLOW” Master Yi says and thrn he has a seizure in jungle and has to recall 😃
Silver Wolf gets Ashe and Yuumi to half health and somehow the Yuumi ran out of mana LMFAO FUCKING LOSER so SW actually does the combo right and gets a double kill 💀💀💀 the ashe gets mad and spams in chat “hacker” lmao and SW replies “stop being a sore loser u just suck” (except SW is a smurf so that was invalid 💀💀)
Madter Yi and SW go to get Baron but then theres a loud barrage of KNOCK KNOCK. KNCKNC OKNCO KNCOK LNCOK KNCOK 🚪🚪🚪🚪🤛🤛🤛🤛 on SW’s door.
“GO TO SLEEP OR ILL TEST OUT MY BULLETS WITH YOUR DOOR” a muted voice shouts from the other side.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP KAFKA IM CARRYING LEAVE ME ALONE” Silver Wolf shouts back.
Anyway SW and master yi get baron and then SW gets bot turrets ez
It’s 20 minutes into yhe game when SW hears another cursed rhythm game beat of KNAOCK KNOSCK KNOACK KNOCK KNCOK KNCOK KNCOK KNOCK 🤛🤛🚪🚪🤛🤛🚪🚪😡😡😡😡😡😡
“SW GET OFF AND GO TO SLEEP OR ILL SHUT OFF THE WIFI”
“SHUT THE FUCK OFF IM PLAYING LEAGUE OLD HAG”
“lmao ‘shut the fuck off’ 💀💀”
“I MEANT SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE GO MONITOR YOUR DAUGHTER SHES DIGGING IN THE TRASH CANS AGAIN”
“oh fuck again?? alr I’ll be back later bye”
“holy shit finally”
Silver Wolf sighs and returns to her game with a 7/0/2 literal slay
ok im not patient enough to finish the rest of the game but basically they win and SW plays another game with trashyeammates and when she begins her third game Kafka comes BANGBSNG ANG BANGBANGBANG on her door once more.
“SW ARE YOU DONE??”
Silver Wolf ignores her. L
“SW ARE YOU THERE??? WAKE UPPPPP” Kafka calls.
“THE FUCK YOU WANT IM PLAYING LEAGUE” Silver Wolf angrily spams her abilities and somehow hits all of them.
“YOU WANNA PLAY MARIO KART??”
“I SAID IM PLAYING LEAGUE”
“SO?”
Silver Wolf groaned. “LET ME FINISH MY GAME”
“Fine 🙄” and then Kafka left. After finishing her game, Silver Wolf starts a TFT game 💀💀
She ends up in 1st and is about to win when suddenly, the power goes out and her blue-light radiating eye-killing screen that was thr only source of light in her room turns pitch-dark.
“What the hell did that woman do?!?!?! 😡” Silver Wolf says. She storms out of her room and searches around the house until she finds Kafka playing with the Wifi box!!
“WHY DID YOU DO THAT???? I WAS ABOUT TO WIN MY GAME!!”
Kafka turns around and rolls her eyes. “You played for 7 hours straight.”
“You’re not my mom 🙄”
“actually i am”
“what?”
“what?”
“anyway im leaving and i wont be coming back” Silver Wolf says. She glares at Kafka with her most angy face 😡
“we both know you’re just going to stay at a gaming cafe and play more 💀🤓😒”
Silver Wolf huffs annoyedly 😡😤😤🤬“YEAH, AND?”
“wtv go live your best truth I guess” Kafka waves her hand dismissively and Silver Wolf goes to rage on League of Legends again 🤪
She beats everyone in League and never touches grass again and becomes the next faker 💀