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[ dreamwastaken —> tommywatson // offline ]
dream has gone online!
dream - yo, I need a favor
tommy has gone online!
tommy - what the fuck do you want
dream - aggressive but ok
dream - i have a request
tommy - what
dream - i need you to pretend to be my friend
tommy - absolutely not
tommy - gn bitch
dream - wait no
dream - deadass will pay you
tommy - oh
tommy - how much ?
dream - idk how much do you want ?
tommy - 80
dream - what the fuck
tommy - HAHAHHAAHH
dream - ugh fine
tommy - oh shit rly ?
tommy - bet actually
dream - awesome
tommy - wait why
tommy - why me ?
dream - uh
dream - honestly?
dream - i have a dire need to piss wilbur and techno off
tommy - REAL
tommy - thats so real
tommy - man fuck this ill do it for free
dream - DEADASS ??
tommy - DEADASS
tommy - you think i’d miss out on annoying those two ??? insane man
dream - fuck yeah dude
dream - this does mean you’ll have to be around toby
tommy - ugh
tommy - wait that’ll piss tech off so bad
dream - LMAOOO
dream - i could get him in on this
tommy - DO IT
tommy - IT’LL BE FUNNY
dream - HAHAH BET
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[ new chat // online ]
dreamwastaken has added tommywatson and tobyschlatt to the chat room!
dreamwastaken has changed three nicknames.
toby has gone online!
toby - wh
tommy has gone online!
tommy - this’ll be fun /s
dream - lmaooo
dream - toby we have a proposition
toby - wat
dream - an offer
toby - o
toby - ok what
dream - tommy pretends to be our friend for the sole purpose of pissing wilbur and technoblade off
toby - YE S
toby - ABSOFUCKIGNLUTLY
toby - YES
tommy - HAHAHAH FUCK EYAH
dream - LMAOOOOOO WOO
toby - TOMYM DMS IF WERE GONAN PRETEND TOBE FRIENDS WE GOTTA HAVE PLANS
tommy - OKOK BET
dream - ill just dm you too
tommy - okokok
dream - lets confuse the school gc
toby - BET
tommy - HAHAH
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[ insanity (school gc NO weird nicknames) // online ]
wil - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
niki - WIL ???
wil - SORRY
sapnap - i am NOT going to fight schlatt
schlatt - cuz youre a pussy?
sapnap - …
dream has gone online!
sapnap - listen here mutton chops hans from frozen lookin ass
sapnap - oh hi dream
dream - HELLO ???
schlatt - dream get your friend
sapnap - dream get your cousin
dream - im good thanks
wil - oh god hes here
techno - unfortunate
dream - ouch
toby has gone online!
toby - vien bom
purpled - oh fr?
toby - frfr
tommy has gone online!
niki - hi tom!!
tommy - HELLO
toby - TOMMY
tommy - TUBBO
toby - HOW R U BOSSMAN ????
tommy - IM GOOD BIG MAN WBU
toby - IM GREAT
tommy - NICEEE
techno - what the fuck is happening rn
dream - lmaooo
dream - hey tommy
wil - oh nah.
tommy - hi dream
dream - oh yea i can give you the discs today instead of tmr
tommy - FUCK YEAHHH
sapnap - HUH
george - wait what
wil - PAUSE
techno - what
niki - :0
schlatt - oh shit
dream - oh yeah im giving him his shit back
tommy - after TWO YEARS
dream - oh shut up at least youre getting it
tommy - yea eya fuck fof
dream - learn to spell first gremiln
tommy - FYCK OFF
wil - what is happening
dream - oh me and tommy are good now
tommy - we’re chillin
techno - why.
tommy - idek
tommy - it just happened
toby has changed their nickname!
tubbo - vine boom
tommy - YOOOOOO
tubbo - YOOOOOOOOOOOO
tommy has changed their nickname!
toms - WE BALLIN
tubbo - FRR !!
tubbo - TOMMY IS MY NEW BSF
toms - YEAHHHHH
wil - WHY >!??!?!
tubbo - i dmed him n it went form there
toms - ^^^
techno - i do not like this.
toms - skill issue
tubbo - ^^^^^^
dream - ^^^
niki - oml
niki - this sure is something
toms - ty niki
niki - ofc tommy
wil - i hate everything about this.
techno - ^
dream - L
tubbo - L
toms - HAHAHAHAH