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“Limbus Company”
10:00 AM
>Dante has created the groupchat “Limbus Company”
>Dante has added Vergilius
Dante: Uh, you are able to add the sinners, right?
Vergilius: Do you seriously want your PDA to be blasted with arguments and nonsense?
Dante: Then we can make the chat for professional conversations only.
Vergilius: ..Fine.
>Vergilius has added Charon, Yi Sang, Faust, Don Quixote, Ryoushuu, Meursault, Hong Lu, Heathcliff, Ishmael, Rodion, Sinclair, Outis, and Gregor
Dante: Uh, is Charon even old enough to have a device?
Charon: vroom vroom
>Yi Sang has left
Faust: Someone add Yi Sang back.
>Meursault has added Yi Sang
Meursault: I did it.
>Meursault has went offline
Vergilius: Great. Just great…
Dante: Alright guys! Please remember that this groupchat should only be used for professional conversations! No arguments, no schemes.
Heathcliff: Clockhead, you know no one ain’t gonna listen to that. That’s practically a given.
Ishmael: That’s a lot, coming from you!
Heathcliff: HEY.
Dante: Guys… please don’t argue..
Hong Lu: Dante! I don’t hear your clock tickings when you’re talking here!
Dante: …Because I’m typing.
Heathcliff: Typing on what? Your PDA? HAHA-
>Vergilius has muted Heathcliff
Vergilius: Just preventing a chaotic mess.
Outis: Who gave the old man admin privileges? Executive Manager, please don’t tell me you did…
Vergilius: I’m the only one here with a brain, that’s why. Also, what does admin mean?
Gregor: Hey..? That’s quite rude.
Faust: Hey. Faust is smart.
Don Quixote: Don Quixote hath a brain!
Vergilius: …I’m not dealing with this.
>Vergilius has went offline
>Rodion has changed her nickname to “Rodya”
Rodya: Hey guyss~ Did you know this app has a nickname feature?
>Sinclair has changed his nickname to “Emil”
Emil: Thanks, mom
Emil: WAIT I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
Rodya: Ohoho.
Gregor: Don’t worry. I once accidentally called Rodya “Mom” too..
Emil: WHAT????
>Emil has went offline
Gregor: How do I delete messages?
Rodya: I didn’t know you thought of me that way~
Gregor: Uh…
>Gregor has went offline
Dante: I am already regretting this…