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1. MC Hammer Can't Touch This by CiderSky

   Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   26 Jul 2012

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clint Barton & Avengers Team
   • Clint Barton/Mjolnir
   • Hints of Clint/Natasha
   • Clint Barton
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers
   • Bruce Banner
   • Mjolnir
   • Yes you read that right
   • Mjolnir/Clint
   • crack!fic
   • Things get weird
   • seriously
   • Humor
   • No Angst
   • 5+1
   • And a 2-sentence epilogue
   • Stupid Title is Stupid

   Summary

   Mjolnir has it out for him.

   He knows it sounds ridiculous but it’s the only proper explanation.

   Or, 5-times Mjolnir almost took Clint out and the 1-time it all made sense (kind of).

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   English

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