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    “Lovers’ quarrel?” The motel receptionist asks with a wiggle of his eyebrows. “Or do you snore too much?”

    Link chokes and turns it into a cough, unable to meet Zelda's eyes. “Neither.”

    “We’ve only got a King bed available. Hope you make up soon,” the receptionist says with a wink.

    Link sleeps on the couch.

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    After an assassination attempt, Link and Zelda must live together and navigate the impending Calamity, grad school, strange dreams, and their complete disasters of personal lives. One of those things is more difficult than the others.

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