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1. like the fool i am & i'll always be by spock for rosied

   Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jedediah/Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Jedediah (Night at the Museum)
   • Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Pre-Movie(s)
   • Canon Compliant
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Cultural Differences
   • Historical References
   • Political Alliances
   • Bickering
   • Jealousy
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Stubborn Idiots
   • Made For Each Other

   Summary

   Two Truths & A Lie (Jedediah Edition)

   ⑴ He hates spending time with that toga wearin' bastard.
   ⑵ He does not get jealous.
   ⑶ He wants a divorce.

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