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The Astounding Welcome Home and Muppet Crossover
The scene opens in at a Walmart, as a green frog walks around aimlessly, with no real goals in mind. No real morals or desires. His feet being dragged along no real soul attached. That was, until he saw a comically large sign across the Walmart pointing directly below. A large bin of apples was like a light from God. Or at least something to quench the poor frog's boredom and hunger.
He now walked over normally, enchanted by the apples. Which would now be found to be one of the main things he is into. Apples. So fucking cool. Fucking love apples.
As he reached over his green hand another yellow hand touched his own. The surprised puppet barely had time to look into the piercing cold gaze turned on him. The icy unwavering stare.
Kermit barely had time to process the events when that same yellow hand that collided with his own swung at full force into his green frog face.
Kermit flew backwards pathetically like a limp paper rag.
The yellow bitch face with blue hair picked up the apple in his hand and twirled it, seemingly taunting the poor frog.
Kermit decided to then do the most logical thing of which would be to follow the apple menace around the rest of the Walmart.
"You stole my apple.' Kermit muttered, somewhere along the pathway of following the yellow twink.
"Don't mess with my apples. I quite enjoy apples." The blue haired puppet murmured in reply. The apple still in his hands.
Kermit croaked pathetically in response nearly offended.
"Well, I've been getting really into apple lately" The frog grunted in a competitive spirit.
"Oh? Do tell more. Tell me everything." The yellow puppet grinned. Kermit tried frowning but he didn't want to look constipated.
"Well. Apples.. they are cool. " Kermit struggled to find words now, avoiding the intense gaze the other was giving him.
"Indeed. What is your name, frog?" The yellow puppet teased, rolling the apple down his sleeves and flipping it in his hand.
"Kermit." Kermit replied, confused about the increasingly hot room temperature.
"Well Kermit. My name is Wally. And I am a HUGE fan of apples" Wally cooed, nearing the green puppet.
A very poorly timed timeskip textbox slides on the screen as the directors struggle to pinpoint the line where it directs for the puppeteers of Wally Darling and Kermit the Frog to make the puppets aggressively make out over Apples. The show had to be cut short never to be re aired.