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[six and the city]
10:12am
Jesper Fahey added Wylan Van Eck, Inej Ghafa, Nina Zenik and Matthias Helvar.
Jesper Fahey
New year, new group chat!!! 😊
Matthias Helvar
Why don’t we keep using the old one?
Jesper Fahey
The old chat is dead, Matty
Let her go
She’s dead to us
Matthias Helvar
What have I told you about calling me Matty?
Jesper Fahey
How much you love it?!?
Jesper Fahey set Matthias Helvar’s nickname as Matty Helvar.
Matty Helvar
Why
Jesper Fahey
😉
Wylan Van Eck
Jes are you back in the dorm?
Jesper Fahey
Da dropped me off today! Nearly unpacked
I’m the only one here tho
When are you getting here?
Wylan Van Eck
Tomorrow!
Train is at 8am
Jesper Fahey
Yessssss
That reminds me
Jesper Fahey set Wylan Van Eck’s nickname as Why Oh Wy.
Why Oh Wy
Is that the best you can do?
Jesper Fahey
Of course not
But I need to warm up my comedic genius
It’s been too long
I think it’s cute
Feel free to change mine
Inej Ghafa set Jesper Fahey’s nickname as Sixth Most Popular.
Sixth Most Popular
THE BETRAYAL!!!
Inej Ghafa
Sorry! I love you really
Why Oh Wy
lol
Sixth Most Popular
Coming in and changing a nickname without even saying hello
Hideous behaviour
Sixth Most Popular set Inej Ghafa’s nickname as Silent But Deadly.
Silent But Deadly
Absolutely not!
Sixth Most Popular
You did this to yourself, love
Also your “hilarious” nicknaming antics are wrong anyway
I haven’t added Kaz yet sooooo
There’s only 5 of us
Nina Zenik
And yet you’re still in 6th place 😉
Also, hello!
Sixth Most Popular
Why am I being attacked so viciously
All I did was ensure my dear friends have a safe space to talk to each other as we navigate this crazy uni life for one final year
Matty Helvar
We’re literally still using the old one
Sixth Most Popular
Not anymore!
If you love the old group chat so much why don’t you go marry it
Matty Helvar
Still warming up your funny bone, I see
Sixth Most Popular
If you want to warm up my funny bone you only have to ask
Nina Zenik
Well that didn’t take long lol
Silent But Deadly
Who could have guessed it would take you all of two minutes to drop your first innuendo
Sixth Most Popular
Funny
Speed is never normally an issue for me
Why Oh Wy
You need to be stopped
Six Most Popular
You’ve missed it really
You can admit it
Why Oh Wy
Not gonna happen
Sixth Most Popular
🙁
Why Oh Wy
😊
Nina Zenik
Get a room you two
Why Oh Wy
Stop it
I can’t deal with another year of that
Sixth Most Popular
Don’t say such things, Wy
Breaking my heart 💔
Can’t believe ur not madly in love with me
I shall never recover from this
Silent But Deadly
Why haven’t you added Kaz yet?
Sixth Most Popular
Because I wanted to get everyone to place their bets
His first message will obviously be to complain about something
What’s it gonna be?
Nina Zenik
Making a new group chat when we still have the old one
Matty Helvar
Understandable
I’m with Nina
Sixth Most Popular
Of course you are
I’m hoping for some ironic humour
I want him to moan about being added last
Why Oh Wy
Maybe he won’t say a word
Silent But Deadly
He won’t like the chat name
He vetoed that one last year
Matty Helvar
Can I add him?
Sixth Most Popular
Go on then
He might even complain about that lol
Matty Helvar added Kaz Brekker.
Nina Zenik
Welcome, Kaz!
Kaz Brekker
I already vetoed this chat name
Sixth Most Popular
OH COME ON
Silent But Deadly
😊 😊 😊
Why Oh Wy
Haha
Matty Helvar
Good job Inej
Kaz Brekker
What are you all talking about?
Sixth Most Popular
We’re taking it to our graves
Kaz Brekker
I’ll never understand you people
Nina Zenik
We love you too Kaz ❤️
Nina Zenik set Kaz Brekker’s nickname as Bad Hair Day.
Bad Hair Day
My hair is fine
Nina Zenik set Bad Hair Day’s nickname as Kazzle Dazzle.
Nina Zenik
Better? 😉
Kazzle Dazzle
Not really
Matty Helvar set Nina Zenik’s nickname as Waffles.
Waffles
omg
I love it
Matty Helvar
😊
[Inej and Nina]
10:30am
Nina
I bring terrible news
Inej
Oh no
What???
Nina
Genya just messaged
They’ve repainted the hallway in that sickly green colour
Inej
Noooooooooo
Nina
Our pre-going out photos are RUINED
I’m livid
Inej
There was no better spot
They haven’t repainted the rooms, have they???
Nina
No they’re safe
For now
Monsters
Inej
We’ll find a workaround
Nina
We better
I should ask Jes if they’ve repainted their dorm too
We could always just go to them for pre drinks in future
Just for the great photo backgrounds, not anyone there
Inej
Whatever you say 😉
Nina
Be quiet, fiend
Matthias and I are just friends
You and Kaz, however...
Inej
STOP
I thought we made a deal
Nina
You broke it!
Just now
With your winky face
Inej
That could have meant anything
Nina
Uh huh
Fine
No more boy talk
Unless it’s about Jesper and Wylan
Inej
Agreed
This is the year they get together, they have to
Nina
Third time lucky! 🤞
When are you getting there?
Inej
This weekend sometime
Probably Sunday
Nina
I’m getting there Saturday
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON
Inej
Me too! 😊
[Jesper and Wylan]
10:33am
Jesper
Hiiiiiiiii
Wylan
Hi 😊
Jesper
Do you want me to meet you at the train station tomorrow?
Wylan
You don’t have to! You’d have to be up super early lol
Jesper
That’s okay!
I’m excited to see you
Wylan
Oh
Really?
lol
Jesper
Yes lol
You strange man
Wylan
I’m excited to see you too
I’ve missed everyone!
Can’t believe it’s our last year 😳
Jesper
I knowwww
It’s gone so quickly
Wylan
Do you know when the others are getting there?
Jesper
Nikolai is coming tomorrow too
Matthias and Mal the day after
Kaz won’t tell me when he’s coming 🙁
Wylan
Because of last year’s incident?
Jesper
Yeah
Some people have no sense of humour
The sign wasn’t THAT big
I’d originally wanted a piece of card each for ‘WELCOME’, ‘HOME’ and ‘KAZ’
Wylan
The music definitely didn’t help 😂
Jesper
OH
I forgot about the music 😂
Perhaps it was a bit much
Wylan
I thought it was funny!
Jesper
Thank you
I knew you were my biggest fan!
Wylan
Absolutely 😇
Jesper
🥰
[Charlie’s Angels] (Inej, Nina, Wylan)
1:14pm
Wylan
Okay
I’m just gonna ask for your opinions
I’ve been sat here wondering for hours
Nina
Spill!
Inej
What’s up?
Wylan
If someone sends you 🥰
How should you take it?
Nina
Depends on the someone
If it’s a gf/bf/partner it’s very cute and fluffy and romantic
Inej
Also can be cute and fluffy when it’s a friend
Wylan
Oh
Okay thanks
Nina
BUT
If it’s a friend you’ve known for two years
Tall and impulsive
Rhymes with Desper
Inej
Oh yeah
Then it’s romantic
Nina
Sexual tension in emoji form
Wylan
STOP
I didn’t say it was from Jesper
Inej
Neither did we
Nina
Who is this Jesper of whom you speak
We only know Desper
In this house we stan Desper
Inej
It’s short for Desperate
Nina
Desperate for YOU
Wylan Van Eck
Wylan
As always, I regret asking
I wish I’d never told you guys
Inej
You didn’t
Drunk Wylan did
Nina
He’s a separate entity completely
But we love him just as much
Inej
Seriously tho
A 🥰 from Jesper feels considered
Thought out
Reserved
Nina
Agreed
Not your standard Jesper flirting emoji choice
Wylan
So it’s like I thought
Not flirting
Nina
It’s catered flirting
Catered just for you
He’s into you, Wy!!!
Wylan
You keep saying that
And he keeps bringing people back on nights out
Inej
He doesn’t realise it yet, that’s all!
Once it clicks for him, it’s over
No romance left for the rest of us
You and Jes will use up the world’s supply of it
Nina
It’s not if, it’s when
Wylan
I doubt it
But thanks
[Inej and Nina]
1:18pm
Inej
I just want to hug him 😭
Nina
I knowwww
Jes is SO in love with him tho!!!
Once he realises it’ll be so worth it
[six and the city]
1:20pm
Waffles set Sixth Most Popular’s nickname as Jesperate.
Jesperate
???
Waffles
Jesperate times call for Jesperate measures
Jesperate
Hmm
I’ll allow this
Matty Helvar
I want a better nickname
Jesperate set Matty Helvar’s nickname as A Better Nickname.
Waffles
JESPER LOL
You beat me by one second
Jesperate
😂
A Better Nickname
ffs
[Kaz and Inej]
6:42pm
Inej
Hi 😊
Kaz
Hello
Inej
Was wondering when you’re heading back to your dorm?
Kaz
Don’t tell Jesper
I’m already back
Got here yesterday
Inej
What???
Jesper said he’s the only one there
Kaz
That’s what he thinks
I’ve stayed in my room
Kept quiet
Inej
KAZ 😂
Aren’t you starving in there?
Kaz
I stocked up on food last night
I knew he was due back today
Ensuite bathroom
Everything I need
Inej
Why don’t you want him to know you’re there?
Kaz
Establishing authority
And I’m not sure I’m ready to deal with his Jesper-isms without anyone else to suffer with me
I’ll tell him in the morning
He’s been screaming Taylor Swift songs at the top of his lungs all day
Inej
😂
And you recognised them as her songs?
I knew you were a fan
Kaz
I’ve only listened to ones you’ve made me listen to
He keeps singing the one about someone being mean
Inej
Maybe he does know you’re there then 😉
Kaz
Hilarious
When are you back?
Inej
Sunday I think
Kaz
Looking forward to seeing you [message deleted]
Cool
Inej
Wait I looked away for a bit
What did you delete?
Kaz
Just a typo
Inej
Oh okay lol
I’ll leave you to Jesper’s beautiful voice
See you on Sunday you big Swiftie 😊
Kaz
What on earth is a Swiftie
Someone who’s fast?
Inej
😂
[Nina and Matthias]
11:35pm
Matthias
Hey
Nina
Hi! 😊
Matthias
Sorry to bother you
Just bored and saw you were online
Nina
You’ve come to the right woman
I’m very exciting
Matthias
When are you heading back to campus?
Nina
Saturday
You?
Matthias
Day after tomorrow
Picking Mal up on the way
Nina
What a gentleman you are
Matthias
I’m very friendly
Nina
Big Friendly Giant lol
Matthias
Haha
Nina
Wait
Matthias
Nina
Don’t do it
[six and the city]
11:36pm
Waffles set A Better Nickname’s nickname as Big Friendly Giant.
Kazzle Dazzle
Go to bed.
[Nina and Matthias]
11:36pm
Nina
I ignored you 😉
Matthias
I suppose that is a better nickname
As I originally requested
Nina
You’re welcome
Are you going to sleep anytime soon?
Matthias
Probably not
Nina
Shall we just video chat?
Matthias
Sure
[Nina Zenik started a video call.]
[Call Rejected]
[Matthias Helvar started a video call.]
[Call Rejected]
Matthias
What happened?
Nina
I think we called each other at the same time lol
Matthias
Oh
Haha
I’ll call you
Nina
Okay 😊
[Matthias Helvar started a video call.]