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one day...in teletubby land, tinky winky was fucking a bitch. said bitch felt like this is all too much, so she said, "Fuck you Tinky Winky", before punching the purple teletubby in the face. Tinky Winky then realized his mistake, so he...
he drank. he drank and drank and drank and drank and then he died.
he died.
Meanwhile, Kanade was tormenting Hibiki about hibiki's secret girlfriend. "I swear!!!! I don't have a girlfriend, Kanade! I'm NOT GAY!" The Ultimate Vocalist said in despair. How could her own twin sister accuse her of such a sin?!
Kanade didn't said anything for the past ten minutes, and then suddenly, she said something Hibiki wished she could unhear.
"let it gooooo let it gooooo cant hold it back anymoreee" and then she ran out of the room.
hibiki was left dumbfounded. she then thought of one thing: Kanade is secretly Elsa from hit Disney movie Frozen?!
Ever since that day, Hibiki was determined to find out whether or not Kanade is Elsa or not. Hibiki searched high and low for information. Kanade's phone, social media, what other people think, anything! Anything for evidence...!
(HIBIKI POV)
one day, whilr i was searching fof more clues, i bumped into EMMA WATSON?!?!?!?!
Oh wait no, it's just Emma Magorobi the Ultimate Actress. "Ah, hello, Hibiki!!" She greeted, waving her hand, showcasing her rizz. "oh hi" i said, my legs shaking from the RIZZ THAT EMMA HAS "i jusf wanted to know where kaande is"
"whos kaande?" emma asked. "Oh shit I mean't Kanade. Do you know where Kanade is?" I asked, sweatdropping. Emma looked at me wide eyed, before I see a frown on her face.
"Who is Kanade? If you are talking about Elsa, I saw her running down the hallway over there." Emma replied, pointing to 'the hallway over there' she is talking about.
"...Elsa?!" I exclaimed, before running down the forbidden 'hallway over there'. So Kanade really IS Elsa! I knew it! i ran and ran and ran, until i was met with a staircase. i didnt fucking care about that shit, so i ran up the stairs.
once i reached the end of the staircase, i finally found myself on the school rooftop. i looked around, and then...
i found her.
the blonde hair thats in one braid, the chalk white skin, the blue dress, the cold flavor to the appearance. i knew damn well who that is. her name...is...
Elon Musk.
(TBC.)