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1. Rule 604 (a) by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Hockey RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   02 Jul 2012

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   • Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
   • Marc-Andre Fluery/Kris Letang/Maxime Talbot
   • Carey Price/P. K. Subban
   • Brad Marchand/Tyler Seguin
   • Jeff Skinner/Eric Staal
   • Danny Briere/Claude Giroux
   • Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
   • T.J. Oshie/Patrik Berglund
   • T. J. Oshie/Jonathan Toews
   • Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
   • Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall
   • Sidney Crosby
   • Evgeni Malkin
   • Marc-Andre Fleury
   • Kris Letang
   • Maxime Talbot
   • Alexander Ovechkin
   • Carey Price
   • P. K. Subban
   • Tyler Seguin
   • Eric Staal
   • Jordan Staal
   • Jeff Skinner
   • Danny Briere
   • Claude Giroux
   • Patrick Kane
   • Jonathan Toews
   • T.J. Oshie
   • Patrik Berglund
   • Jeff Carter
   • Mike Richards
   • Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
   • Jordan Eberle
   • Taylor Hall
   • Rule 63
   • Birth Control
   • Abortion
   • Children
   • Unsafe Sex
   • Asexual Character
   • Trans Character
   • Breastfeeding
   • Alternate Universe - Always the Opposite Sex
   • Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
   • Pegging
   • Miscarriage
   • Threesome - F/M/M

   Summary

   The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. -Wilma Scott Heide

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