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"Saji, I thought you only chased after skirts, so what the hell are you doing? I'm not a girl."
"Girls, boys, doesn't matter. I like 'em tight and your virgin ass might be exactly what I'm looking for right now, Koukin."
"Shut up and leave me alone, pervert!"
"You really sure you don't wanna? Y'know, that obsession with Hakufu, you should lay it off, man. She's your cousin after all."
"What are you on about? Stop touching, I said."
"You need someone to take your mind off of her. I can help you with that. I'll make you feel good."