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    “I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.

    “I can be nice,” Cartman answers.

    “Yeah?”

    “I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.

    (UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)

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