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Dear diary:
Today is my birthday! Oh, this is amazing. I bet things will always stay this fun! I thank everyone present for coming to my birthday party! I’m nine years old today, and my year’s been going great, and I know it’ll stay that way!
I bet it’s best to show the best of everyone.
I bet it’ll never bite me in the bum!
I bet life will always be pleasant!
I bet mom and dad will always stay present!
Yeah, I know everyone will always do what is right
I’m glad everything in life will stay this nice!